Yankees in the South #17 Will's Got Friends in No Places

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Then, when people ask pertinent questions actually related to travel, he has no answer. Like the basics of how much flights cost. You can’t be a successful travel vlogger while refusing to discuss the prices involved (even if you aren’t the one paying).

It was a cannonball run that he lost. In the end, all he has to show is a map full of random pins, empty chocolate wrappers, and another bear on the tit shelf. No interesting stories, true facts, interactions with the locals, or valuable information about each destination and their unique culture....just a "Yup, I been dare." The viewer's experience was exactly like Dong's experience. We were dragged around like a fool, constantly on the move, wearing our legs out, only stopping to savor American fast-food, guzzle carbonated sugar, and sleep in a cheap ass motel. The local food we were previously so hyped on was spoon-fed to us and it turned out to be meh, so the camera got conveniently turned off. "It's fish. and it's a croissant" No stepping out of our comfort zone to experience the local flair...just ordering ribeyes, fries, and caesar saylids as we always do. We had no time to take in the sites or learn anything. No positive long-term memories at all to treasure, just a "been there done that" checkmark on a bucket list.
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Then, when people ask pertinent questions actually related to travel, he has no answer. Like the basics of how much flights cost. You can’t be a successful travel vlogger while refusing to discuss the prices involved (even if you aren’t the one paying).

He's trying to hide the fact that Momma paid. He has no ideal of what this trip actually cost because it wasn't his money. She gave him a lump sum to spend on all 3 travelers and he cheaped out on everything to pocket all the change.
 
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He's trying to hide the fact that Momma paid. He has no ideal of what this trip actually cost because it wasn't his money. She gave him a lump sum to spend on all 3 travelers and he cheaped out on everything to pocket all the change.
That could be true but my theory is that Mommy only paid for the 3 airline tickets for a birthday present and the rest was on the cheap because Will made the arrangements. The only upgraded parts of the trip were when Jamie put her foot down and paid for it herself.
I can't explain how happy I am that Willie got tit views for this whole fiasco. He didn't learn from Route 66.
 
I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get the promised livestream today. Not surprised though.

I agree with the sentiment that Will has been laying around for over a week. An object at rest stays at rest. That's one law of physics that Will definitely obeys. Will's long break combined with being bored with The Smokies will lead to some even lazier content. I bet that AIOT will reach 100K subscribers not long after YITS does.
 
I don’t foresee anything interesting happening on the channel for the rest of the year. We are watching Wills channel spiral down the toilet fast

again: Will you can save your channel and your lives if you film a how to eat healthy in the Smokys. Start eating better, hike, bike ffs. We will all support your weight loss if you will only try to do better for yourselves. That doesn’t mean only one diet sodie a day
 
A few years ago Chris lost a ton of weight doing keto. They were doing it together and Mindy seemed to kept him accountable and staying on track. Then all of a sudden they both gave up and gained it back. Probably from hanging around YITS! Now they just keep making excuses together.
Maybe keto isn't sustainable? I dunno, but I think they could be successful if they just tried something again together on the buddy system...and continued distancing themselves from Willy's bad influence.
Any Vlogger you see who is always going out doing restaurant reviews has gotten HUGE. Look at Paging Mr Morrow , he’s always eating out at Disney and is Obese. Yits and Chris and Mindy should give up the restaurant reviews. Eat at home. If Chris was successful at Keto before , it would be very interesting to see them do a Keto cooking show at home.
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I eat primarily what the Mediterranean diet is and it's been pretty easy and sustainable for me because it's naturally balanced and satisfying. I don't consider it a "diet", it's just the stuff I like and was brought up eating. I naturally just like those foods though and olive oil because my family background is Mediterranean. I also like to eat seafood and salmon more often than red meat. Don't get me wrong Willy, I love a good ribeye too...but only like once a month, and a small normal size one and without the loaded potato. Chris and Willy seem to be finicky and won't eat seafood or enough vegetables. Another big help is that I learned to cook most my own meals, and I enjoy doing that now. These Smoky's vloggers eat out way too much and drink so much sugar. Maybe it's for the cam, but it's really killing them. Chad is trying to lose 30 lbs right now. I hope he's successful and a positive influence on Chris....because Willy sure wasn't! Chris still seems savable because he wants to change for the better, whereas Willy doesn't give a :poop: about his and Dawn's impending doom. He uses the YITS channel as an excuse to remain unhealthy.
I just got back from Pigeon Forge with a group of friends . Two of them are Not obese, but heavy in the stomach area. They could not ride THREE of the coasters at Dollywood. I would love to know how Will and Dawn fit on ANY of them. Lightening Rod and Mystery Mine especially. They always brag how they are riding everything at Dollywood. I call BS
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No need for him to do updates. AIOT and even the Gatlinburg Hussey has been covering the area very well. YITS needs to give it up and find a new hobby like changing clothes and taking a shower. Please get Dong a decent hair cut. They is no way I’d been in London and Paris with that rats nest.
Agreed!! And why is it so brassy orange? Who is doing her hair? I wonder if cheap as chips Willy is?
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I believe Will mentioned in their livestream on Sunday that they had to get back from their trip to make it to the Dollywood event. He even mentioned that if it hadn’t been for said event, they would have “extended their trip.”

Will. William. Willcifer. Willi Vanilli.

Who in their right damn mind chooses Dollywood over the opportunity to spend an extra 2-3 days in Paris and London?! NO ONE BELIEVES YOU. They make it sound like they barely escaped with their lives (from what? WHO KNOWS!) on the last train from Paris, so blessed to make it back stateside for their VIP appearance at Dollywood😂
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I believe Will mentioned in their livestream on Sunday that they had to get back from their trip to make it to the Dollywood event. He even mentioned that if it hadn’t been for said event, they would have “extended their trip.”

Will. William. Willcifer. Willi Vanilli.

Who in their right damn mind chooses Dollywood over the opportunity to spend an extra 2-3 days in Paris and London?! NO ONE BELIEVES YOU. They make it sound like they barely escaped with their lives (from what? WHO KNOWS!) on the last train from Paris, so blessed to make it back stateside for their VIP appearance at Dollywood😂
You win the award of the day!!!!! WILLIE VANILLI 😂😂😂😂
 
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These stans make me nauseous !! They are just lying. Her hair is so nasty looking. I would be embarrassed to be seen with her.
 

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These stans make me nauseous !! They are just lying. Her hair is so nasty looking. I would be embarrassed to be seen with her.
Omg I picture his stans looking like those funny people in the Walmart videos. Toothless and going out in their underwear. How anyone can compliment Dongs hair is blind!!!! It’s dirty, greasy, unkept, frizzy, brassy, orange, two toned and very dated. Anyone hear of Lord FarDong? I guess the look compliments her granny glasses on the cord ?
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I had to go read comments on their last video. Omg why are his stans acting like they just escaped from a war torn country? You would think Will and Dong were fighting on the front line, how these hillbilly stans are acting !
 
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"And this Orange Fanta is the bomb, I have been drinking it the entire time I have been here" - Quote from Free Willy

This fat idiot thinks this is just a quick drink to grab off the shelf, 'kinda like water'. EACH bottle of these has the equivalent amount of sugar as a full-size Snickers candy bar. I would not doubt that because it is "orange" he thinks it's even healthy. Guy is a ticking time-bomb.

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"And this Orange Fanta is the bomb, I have been drinking it the entire time I have been here" - Quote from Free Willy

This fat idiot thinks this is just a quick drink to grab off the shelf, 'kinda like water'. EACH bottle of these has the equivalent amount of sugar as a full-size Snickers candy bar. I would not doubt that because it is "orange" he thinks it's even healthy. Guy is a ticking time-bomb.

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Will totally reminds me of Andre the Giant holding a beer when I see him holding a drink. It was really bad with those "tiny" European drinks.
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Very retro? Back to the times before indoor plumbing? Most of these people are beyond hope.

"Very retro" as in, she looks like a crazed cavewoman from the stone age, and probably smells just as bad too.

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"And this Orange Fanta is the bomb, I have been drinking it the entire time I have been here" - Quote from Free Willy

This fat idiot thinks this is just a quick drink to grab off the shelf, 'kinda like water'. EACH bottle of these has the equivalent amount of sugar as a full-size Snickers candy bar. I would not doubt that because it is "orange" he thinks it's even healthy. Guy is a ticking time-bomb.

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Fanta was the bomb huh? Wanna know what else is? You're heart is a ticking time bomb Willy. He says he was drinking the orange Fanta "the entire time he's been here". But on film he only shows Coke-Ta-Colas always in his lobster claws. That means he was drinking 500ml sodas all day 24/7 and the rare decoy water or Diet Coke just for the camera. Each 500ml bottle is 200 cal of pure sugar. Both of them drink more calories a day in soda than they even eat in food, and they eat A LOT.
 
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