Yankee in the South #29 If it’s free, it’s for me.

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I hope Will and Dawn are enjoying their one slice of turkey today.

Because, afterall, they aren't eating much except for loaded fries, a beef bowl, a Thanksgiving sub sandwich, red velvet cake, cheeseburger and a patty melt.

I hope Will and Dawn are thankful that they don't have to work. They should be grateful that the grift didn't come to an end this year.
 
Will, if you love The Nativity and the story of Jesus, why don't you go to church, even on Christmas Eve?

Why did Dawn mouth the words, "and a pin" when Will was saying the same words? Weird.

Every fat bear in overalls reminds Will of Odin Von Zero.

How many times did they say "Amazing" and "Fire in the Hole"?

The only time Dawn was excited was when she got the tasting pass. She doesn't care about the Christmas lights, just food.

Why are the hills rough to walk up? I thought they could practically run five miles straight?

Will says there's a ton to do here. Then Dawn says, "there's a lot to do here!" She works her fingers but not her ears apparently.
 
Will, I would not stick around to film the Gatlinburg parade. Ryan crushed you in views last year and he will do it again 🤣
 

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Will, if you love The Nativity and the story of Jesus, why don't you go to church, even on Christmas Eve?

Why did Dawn mouth the words, "and a pin" when Will was saying the same words? Weird.

Every fat bear in overalls reminds Will of Odin Von Zero.

How many times did they say "Amazing" and "Fire in the Hole"?

The only time Dawn was excited was when she got the tasting pass. She doesn't care about the Christmas lights, just food.

Why are the hills rough to walk up? I thought they could practically run five miles straight?

Will says there's a ton to do here. Then Dawn says, "there's a lot to do here!" She works her fingers but not her ears apparently.
Dong was hangry, 5 bags of cheetos doesn't keep the little engine that couldn't fueled enough to walk up those "hills" at SDC.
She seemed to want that tshirt but we all know that willy saying we will look at it before we leave is code for hell naw I need a new hat and a pin.
 
He has no idea what Dolly did yesterday.....he's such a fan.
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54 degrees in Sevierville and they are in summer clothes 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Will is saying he is going to have a couple of random meet ups by year end? This must be news to Dong because this appears the 1st time she has heard this.
Well all their fat clothes are just falling off of them so they have nothing but skinny summer clothes to wear. 😉
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Dong what is your favorite place you've traveled to? I was waiting for her standard I don't know answer. But to my surprise she said TN 🤨 does she think they are just visiting and are still living in MI?
 
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They were talking about what to get a single mom, Dawn said a massage, Will went on and on about a singles cruise because he’s a closet perv, and someone in the chat said for the mom to do something with the kids and Will said “that’s what I was going to say.” Then went back on and on about the singles cruise again. Wake up Dawn, he’s fantasizing about what he would do without you, he’s not a romantic.
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What’s with all the fake smiling Will is doing? He seems to be checking his self out a lot, which seems odd since it looks like he’s not showered in a while.
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Dong what is your favorite place you've traveled to? I was waiting for her standard I don't know answer. But to my surprise she said TN 🤨 does she think they are just visiting and are still living in MI?

She's tired of Will dragging her all around like a fool. All she really wants is to stay home and do laundry.
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They were talking about what to get a single mom...

Single mom? Are they trying to find a gift for Jamie?
 
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