XAmeliaX # 10 Baby’s driving me round the bend, say hello to my fake best friend!

She’s got a fever now so mummy had to come to have little man 🙄 honestly she has no idea how to be a full time parent
I honestly wonder what she would do if she met my mum who at her age had me and my brothers (3 under 5!) she’d literally have a coronary.

Her mum might as well have him full time. I mean seriously? It’s just a cold! Most of us go “that’s tit, anyway, let’s take a day nurse, try and stay away from others and carry on with our day!”

Her entire life is spent with her arse on the sofa, her being ill WITH HER ARSE STILL ON THE SOFA aint that much of a surprise! I can see why she’s only going to have one kid as frankly she is used to personally being an only child herself with the whole world revolving around her and I don’t think she’d cope with the chaos of two kids!
 
Her latest story where her icarian cyst exploded. If she was trying to get her son down for a nap when it happened and she was worried she would pass out when it was only her in the house with him.....why would you get him out the crib and lie on the floor with him?! Wouldn't the safest place to leave him be the crib so if you did pass out then he would be in a safe place?!
 
Right so she was on the floor almost passing out, Chris has come home to look after little man…how she’s got to hospital? Drive herself? Whilst almost passing out? Taxi? Surely not ambulance? She’d have let us know if it was a 999 job!
Shes a liar and over exaggerates every single little thing! It’s probably not a cyst! It’s likely trapped wind and she needed to fart
 
Why did she call her husband? Surely if you were in that much pain and on your own with your kid then you would call an ambulance first then your husband? Priority would be to make sure your son was safe (as another tattler above has said, you’d keep him in his crib!) and then organise help.
Always a drama with her though. Note how her bad back has magically disappeared now she has her adhd diagnosis. Remember when she was obsessed with periods? Maybe we’re about to come full circle again as nobody really gives a tit about yet another influencer with adhd!
 
Why did she call her husband? Surely if you were in that much pain and on your own with your kid then you would call an ambulance first then your husband? Priority would be to make sure your son was safe (as another tattler above has said, you’d keep him in his crib!) and then organise help.
Always a drama with her though. Note how her bad back has magically disappeared now she has her adhd diagnosis. Remember when she was obsessed with periods? Maybe we’re about to come full circle again as nobody really gives a tit about yet another influencer with adhd!
Also think it’s weird how she has to tell the world.oooo feel sorry for me. Ooooo give me attention.ooooo be my friend cuz I’ve got one and I pay her to do it
 
No doubt she’s done it so she can “spread awareness”- what?! of something that can happen spontaneously at any time?
The whole thing sounds like a lie - I still stand firm that she had trapped wind 😂
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The whole thing sounds like a lie - I still stand firm that she had trapped wind 😂
We know the reason now why she had a c- section, since she can’t even cope with fart bubbles 😂
 
Was that reel necessary? Like, it wasn't a grwm (thankfully) and even if it was she put on the blandest outfit going.

Also she says "it's my favorite thing to do since having kids....". She has a kid. One kid. And she can't even parent that one full time.
 
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