What Mummy Makes #14 Brownies made imaginary friends cry, what else can air-fry, kissing my content bye-bye

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Why the hell would you fanny about making mango porridge and fish around for toasted coconut when you’re running late?!

She has ONE able-bodied non-toddler child to sort, and time the night before to get organised, she’s just a state. Who is she relatable to at this point?
 

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JarvisCockerSpaniel said:
Why the hell would you fanny about making mango porridge and fishing about for toasted coconut when you’re running late?!

She has ONE able bodied non-toddler to child to sort, and time the night before to get organised, she’s just a state. Who is she relatable to at this point?
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Also "my 2:1 ratio"... You mean the 2:1 ratio that everyone uses to make porridge and that you somehow got wrong anyway as it's 2 liquid to 1 oats not the other way round you numpty?!
What a mess.
 
If we were running late and my dear child asked for toasted coconut atop their breakfast they’d be told fairly sharply to catch themselves on and grab a brioche 🤣

I’ll bet little Panini is a bit of a madam in the mornings and probably doesn’t do a lot for herself but it’s on Bex definitely, no need to be so disorganised, she’s not really a working mum and clearly has no evening commitments except air frying bits of crustacean.
 
“Mummy I love u…coz u cook me food”

This is so so problematic. We have been forever saying here on tattle that Becky expresses love through food. This is a massive problem: when love is shown through food it prevents any real conversation from happening. She communicates through food, but in the process, she shuts Nina up. She dismisses important issues (remember when Nina was feeling sad after the move, clearly struggling with her parents splitting up and overwhelm with school & friends and Becky dismissed it as being a stroppy 5yo and gave her more hot chocolate to cheer her up) she therefore gives out the message that feelings are not to be named and processed, but... well, eaten.
 
squatternutbosh said:
“Mummy I love u…coz u cook me food”

This is so so problematic. We have been forever saying here on tattle that Becky expresses love through food. This is a massive problem: when love is shown through food it prevents any real conversation from happening. She communicates through food, but in the process, she shuts Nina up. She dismisses important issues (remember when Nina was feeling sad after the move, clearly struggling with her parents splitting up and overwhelm with school & friends and Becky dismissed it as being a stroppy 5yo and gave her more hot chocolate to cheer her up) she therefore gives out the message that feelings are not to be named and processed, but... well, eaten.
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So problematic. Providing food for your children should be a given, and not an emotional plaster and the main way of expressing love.
Of course food can show love or excitement like how I make pancakes for breakfast when it's someone's birthday but this is the only way Rebecca and Nina communicate other than through bizarre TV choices.

She's really setting Nina up for a life of disordered eating and therapy.
 
She doesn’t do anything apart from twit around with a moka pot desecrating coffee with milk, sugar, syrup, cream & Lindt balls.
m then she plonks herself on her pink sofa and scrolls through Instagram. What exactly does she do that makes her late?
she has 1 job (as a mother, and a pretty piss poor one at that) so how she’s always running late is beyond me.
I think she makes it up to look relatable. If ur late no way on earth do u have time to make an arty farty mango porridge with toasted coconut served on a bespoke mahogany table and a few edited photos posted to the gram around 8:30.
She’s not late. She’s a liar.
 
I am a terrible mum slept in twice this week told my teen to grab sone crisps to eat in the car while wrestling with a toddler. On reflection I could have said banana but in true working parent style ...(actual job not twit becka type job) I had 50 other things on my mind.
 
If I’m running late porridge is the last thing I’d be making let alone faffing about with coconut and photographing the whole process 🙄 I agree with her comments being problematic but let’s face it she didn’t say that, just like her “friends” did not cry over her brownies she’s full of tit
 
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