What Makes You Feel Old? #2

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The other day I was in a supermarket where the automatic doors were taking a long time to open, I was waiting patiently for them to fully open before I went through and one old boy said "Come on dear!" I instantly felt about 93. Very sobering.
 
The actual going out anywhere is enough for me, let alone the rest! Used to think nothing of going to work sleep-deprived and hungover, would take a week to recover now.

It was doing my finest Tina Turner impression to Proud Mary that was the final straw. 🤣

I also forgot to mention I was home by 1030. The days of pulling an all nighter and going straight to work ... Wow. I'm tired just thinking about it.
 
Listening (a few years ago now 😭) to radio 1, and DJs were playing sound alike songs - stuff in the current charts which sounded like 'oldies', one of which was by Bananarama. Except they couldn't even pronounce Bananarama (banana-rammer?), which they thought was hilarious and had no idea who they were anyway. At that point I realised I was officially too old for radio 1.
 
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