Welshrunner, kelloggsontherun #12 Why so serious? Not off to war. It's all relative, let's bonk some more.

[RunRunRun]

So now I know my prediction of how the race would go was right, now what do we think will happen? Radio silence for 24 hours?

 

[Paperclip22]

She's done one half decent marathon, Amsterdam,which wasn't completely without a bonk but tits pulled her round and salvaged the end. Shame she couldnt manage a sub 4 that day.

The amount of miles and hours and years of her life she's put into this and she's back to where she was at the beginning. Tragic.

 

[coach84]

Her post marathon blues are going to be next level. I’m not sure how she can put a positive spin on this when her entire life is marathon running and training it‘s embarrassing for her and tits

 

[Fraggle Rock]

Well that was far worse than I was expecting

 

[punter]

Nah I reckon we will be treated to a tearful story on how the marathon is a beast

 

[PawsDog]

Well that was far worse than I was expecting

Deffo. Wasn’t expecting quite so spectacular a bonk

 

[punter]

Once they have agreed on an excuse

 

[Paperclip22]

A big group from my club were running Valencia today, all paced it beautifully, had a great time, not one complaint about the heat so I won't be buying that excuse!

 

[EverthingGlitters]

At the end of the day non of us would care about the 4h30, well done you ran a marathon, it s a brilliant achievement BUT make out as if you are going to run a sub 4 and start in the wave with the 3h20
Marathoners, I mean come on! And all she does is run, no job, nothing, just run!

Mayb get a real job and train around that - might help!

 

[runderpants]

She bonked on a whole new level. That’s almost the exact same time I got on my first marathon where I trained 3 days a week for 12 weeks (I’m a 10-10.5 min per mile runner) lol. She’s an absolute embarrassment.

 

[Runhappy]

Remember the marathon is a beast and owes you nothing and noone can predict how it will go. Fortunately the sub 24 downhill parkrun has proven she's capable of the 3:40 marathon so today was always just about having fun and soaking up every minute of the sunshine with loved ones.

 

[FPbase]

What a surprise!!!!




No

 

[Wannabrunner39]

Predictions people, predictions! I think she will
Obvs bonk but not crazy bad, and she will just miss her PB. I reckon a 4:05 finish.

Well this escalated quickly . Mh guess was around the same too at that stage

 

[eyethinkyousuck]

Imagine paying £65 a month to someone for coaching who bonks that badly. It’s almost like she’s not got a fucking clue what she’s doing.

 

[PawsDog]

Nothing on Strava yet .. gathering the excuses?

 

[punter]

I feel sorry for her dad!

 

[Wannabrunner39]

I reckon her dad wasn’t in tits stories as he had a lie in at the hotel, knowing like the rest of us that he had plenty of time to get up, shit , shower and shave and still beat her to the finish line!

 

[Been lurking]

Its funny but it must be so soul destroying for her, she obviously is not a marathon runner and hates it, she should stick to 10k and half marathons

You see, I think she can run a good sub-4 marathon, with the right coaching and pace strategy. Not this pace strategy.

 

[RunRunRun]

I hope she reconsiders her Ironman ambitions - if she can’t pace a marathon properly then a triathlon is going to be bloody miserable to attempt.

 

[EverthingGlitters]

I hope she reconsiders her Ironman ambitions - if she can’t pace a marathon properly then a triathlon is going to be bloody miserable to attempt.

Oh my god - can you imagine?!?