Vonny Leclerc #3 Did ye aye?

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The funniest thing about Vonnys gig photos is that she's the only one wearing that ridiculous make up, so contrived and pretentious.
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MaineCoonMama said:
I still want a Cwfen band shirt, just for the novelty factor.
I thought Black Sabbath's Tony Iommi was a class act getting finger pads fitted so he could play guitar after an accident yet there's Miss V playing guitar two-handed with only hand. Now, that's bleeping metal.
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She obviously looks to the drummer from Def Leppard for inspiration, so metal, so humbling.
 
TheDragonWithAFlagon said:
But, as confirmed by mates in similar bands, adopting clothes and face paint like that when they hit middle age, it's the only way to hide that you are old enough to be the Mum of half the audience and their Mum's slightly younger sister for the others.

Trowel the 'I'm so edgy from 2008, me' makeup on around the eyes and some largely white based foundation and the flashback combines with lights/photography to make it impossible to see the crows' feet, eye bags or caverns and the forehead wrinkles.

I just went for the duck it, I'm an awesome bassist and stayed at the back looking cool as duck approach.
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I remember being amazed at how old Slipknot were underneath those masks!
 
Read through the previous threads and I am absolutely hooked on this skinwalker, would absolutely pay to watch a documentary about her.

Due to being utterly tragic I decided to test my big maffs on that claim of drawing the same tarot card so many times.

Eliminating the ludicrously obvious (tit shuffling, a dogeared card, drawing until you get the card you want* etc) it's essentially impossible I think although perhaps Guest could check my workings.

*I taught my nephew to read tarot cards as a way of understanding his feelings, making decisions, regulating emotions, developing memory skills and whatnot and his approach is simply to keep picking cards til he finds a "good" one, which I've chosen to interpret as a positive attitude and growth mindset.
 
PunkyMonkey said:
Read through the previous threads and I am absolutely hooked on this skinwalker, would absolutely pay to watch a documentary about her.

Due to being utterly tragic I decided to test my big maffs on that claim of drawing the same tarot card so many times.

Eliminating the ludicrously obvious (tit shuffling, a dogeared card, drawing until you get the card you want* etc) it's essentially impossible I think although perhaps Guest could check my workings.

*I taught my nephew to read tarot cards as a way of understanding his feelings, making decisions, regulating emotions, developing memory skills and whatnot and his approach is simply to keep picking cards til he finds a "good" one, which I've chosen to interpret as a positive attitude and growth mindset.
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I had an hour on my hands earlier, so went through the old threads. Had totally forgotten that she claimed to have pulled the same tarot card EVERY DAY for two years. It's the classic Jack Monroe style 'but why would you lie about something so ludicrous'?

Had also forgotten that she put her very young twins in a film or tv show and then spent their earnings on a boob job.

If you're reading this Vonny, duck off you mad waster.
 
Limey said:
I had an hour on my hands earlier, so went through the old threads. Had totally forgotten that she claimed to have pulled the same tarot card EVERY DAY for two years. It's the classic Jack Monroe style 'but why would you lie about something so ludicrous'?

Had also forgotten that she put her very young twins in a film or tv show and then spent their earnings on a boob job.

If you're reading this Vonny, duck off you mad waster.
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Twins in a film >>> Irn bru ”revenge porn”
 
lilykestrel said:
I absolutely cannot fathom how I would handle it if somebody said to me "how is your sibling after their terrible accident" "what terrible accident?" "erm...when they lost their hand?????"
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“Honestly, you wouldnae believe it. I was jist saying to our Vonny the other day, you’d never know her hand had been mangled aff if she didn’t tell you. Its grown back guid as new - even looks a bit better than the last one she had…she can hoik up more Sainsbos bags with it…”
 
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