Vicky Pattison #8 The secret to being crappy & making Ercan unhappy

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If she has profesh make up and hair done: how come the need for the distorted filter in the car. She forgot for a second when she turned the phone around to AirCan that she had it on and the way it distorted his face was comical. Showed us all how ridiculous it is.
Is she not confident enough in the plastered on makeup to record the video promoting Ella Henderson (random, was she paid to do that?) and her shite book?
The Secret To Happy…….Is basically filters isn’t it Vick son? It’s just filters. Oh and freebies.
 
Why indeed…

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I had some poor sod from the dogs trust ask me if I wanted to sponsor a dog. Told them as long as they give innocent dogs to idiot celebs I won’t.
They seem to follow me around, I swear it’s Queen of mean VP having a hit out.
She isn't a celeb She always be vip vicky pattison who was shagged on TV not once but twice for the UK to watch and wasn't She done for actual bodily harm to someone and went to court for it arrested at home how embarrassing. Now she like to think she all posh you'll always be that girl who had sex on TV.
 
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She isn't a celeb She always be vip vicky pattison who was shagged on TV not once but twice for the UK to watch and wasn't She done for actual bodily harm to someone and went to court for it arrested at home how embarrassing. Now she like to think she all posh you'll always be that girl who had sex on TV.
Not twice - three maybe four times 😜
 
Guessing it’s Jason Vale juicing they’ve gone to she loves a freebie from there….when did she last have a period? Maybe Ercan is trapped forever….
Also suddenly didn’t book a trip to the Maldives…which is a Zika risk….

How did I miss she wants another dog?!is she taking the piss….obviously not but bloody hell
 
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