Vicky Pattison #5 As real as a £1 note, wedding crasher, jaw smasher, no brand she'll not promote

[Hayley2349]

She’s honestly one of the most vile, attention seeking person I’ve come across. So desperate to seem “relatable”. I think she is desperately trying to forget the fact of how much of a witch she was on Geordie shore.

 

[Laney35]

Not even a pic of her and her god daughter together. How self absorbed

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

If there isn’t a #gifted balloon arch present did that event even happen?

 

[Cosmicpixiesb]

Is there a #gifted platter and cake though?

 

[Red hair dont care]

Not even a pic of her and her god daughter together. How self absorbed

Let's just hope her god child is nothing like her at all.

 

[Rach88]

It's the breathing in for dear life I'm dying

'self love' we get it you love yourself

 

[AlmondButter123]

Not even a pic of her and her god daughter together. How self absorbed

nawwwww the filtering tho and saying the child will want for nothing - cringe. She’s hardly Elon Musk FFS.

 

[AC55]

So the christening is just a load if women getting drunk and uploading photos and stories of themselves to Instagram? Classy.

 

[Cheeseandchips]

Chloe Ferry’s net worth is double VPs. Considering VP promoting herself as the “brains above beauty” star of Geordie Shore / Ex on the beach, it must sting knowing daft Chloe is well ahead in the business acumen stakes.

 

[Boutros-Boutros Ghali]

She’s an embarrassment at that christening

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

So the christening is just a load if women getting drunk and uploading photos and stories of themselves to Instagram? Classy.

I’ve not been to many but none of them have featured a load of shots in plastic glasses

 

[MissVanjie]

She’s an embarrassment at that christening

Sooooooo cringe

 

[lollykins11]

Imagine at being at your baby nieces christening and doing shots, getting pissed, and shouting whilst filming yourself gurning into your mobile all afternoon for Instagram. She’s an absolute disgrace and has a serious alcohol problem. Mind her family all look just as bad! That poor kid

 

[Boutros-Boutros Ghali]

Her brother in law is a big lad
Seriously she’s the godmother, so she’s stood up in church and promised to guide her niece through life and then that performance….

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Her brother in law is a big lad
Seriously she’s the godmother, so she’s stood up in church and promised to guide her niece through life and then that performance….

The thought of her being a role model is terrifying

 

[Boutros-Boutros Ghali]

My mother would have taken me aside and told me to wind my neck in…time and a place and a christening is not the time or place

 

[Laney35]

nawwwww the filtering tho and saying the child will want for nothing - cringe. She’s hardly Elon Musk FFS.

Stick with me kid i’ll show you how to beg your cotton socks off

 

[glamapuss]

Imagine at being at your baby nieces christening and doing shots, getting pissed, and shouting whilst filming yourself gurning into your mobile all afternoon for Instagram. She’s an absolute disgrace and has a serious alcohol problem. Mind her family all look just as bad! That poor kid

looks chavvy as duck.

multicoloured shots in plastic cups at the local men’s club.

rough birds

 

[Lou Lou Rose]

This is the strangest christening I have ever seen. Where’s the buffet and cups of tea?! Shots at a daytime christening also where are the children?

 

[Cosmicpixiesb]

No children unless they have been #gifted