Vicky Pattison #5 As real as a £1 note, wedding crasher, jaw smasher, no brand she'll not promote

[Red hair dont care]

Suggestion by @Sunflower91 had to shorten as would not fit., sorry

Recap; we are all bored of the;
constant real v fake Instagram pics
Period every 2 week posts
Begging Mitchell for freebies to kit the house out
Has oven cleaned but has it been used
And nearly forgot her manky skanky orange hands and nails

So what was the gosd on last thread? Air Can cheated with a girl called Lisa? Please spill

 

[Cosmicpixiesb]

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Thanks @redhairdontcare ! Now we need to know more about air can cheating in ‘beefa!

 

[Red hair dont care]

Thanks @redhairdontcare ! Now we need to know more about air can cheating in ‘beefa!

Thanks I tried. partly failed.
Yes where is the tea we said he'd get bored of her.

 

[lollykins11]

She’s got a right drink problem, who can be arsed going out as much as she does?! Especially when hungover and doing it again the next night doing shots and that?! She needs to grow up! I’m only 34 but give me a night in with my boyfriend and my pjamas with snacks anyyyy night of the week. She seems to live in this constant state of being seen to be having “fun”. Sad life.

 

[Red hair dont care]

She’s got a right drink problem, who can be arsed going out as much as she does?! Especially when hungover and doing it again the next night doing shots and that?! She needs to grow up! I’m only 34 but give me a night in with my boyfriend and my pjamas with snacks anyyyy night of the week. She seems to live in this constant state of being seen to be having “fun”. Sad life.

I did go on her page/stories today 1st time in a while in the car back in the toon, so if anyone is out come and have a drink what's the matter pet needs friends? Might do if she reads tattle and the cheating!

 

[Cosmicpixiesb]

Someone please go out and talk to her from here

 

[Rxt156]

She’s got a right drink problem, who can be arsed going out as much as she does?! Especially when hungover and doing it again the next night doing shots and that?! She needs to grow up! I’m only 34 but give me a night in with my boyfriend and my pjamas with snacks anyyyy night of the week. She seems to live in this constant state of being seen to be having “fun”. Sad life.

Pjs snacks and tv. The dream!! Not trotting all over the country leaving your partner in a house he doesn’t own

 

[Red hair dont care]

Pjs snacks and tv. The dream!! Not trotting all over the country leaving your partner in a house he doesn’t own

And her precious Mr Milo that she wanted so badly.

 

[Laney35]

She will sit there all night and snarl at people probably, who try and even talk to her.

 

[Notaninstamumeither]

Does the dog actually recognise her? She’s never home!

Also the filter slipped on her last stories. Different view of her skin…. So much for keeping it real hey Vix?!

 

[AL10]

Maybe the dog wouldn’t cause “chaos” if you actually trained and spent time with him. How is she aloud this dog?!

 

[WeefBellington]

She made such a bloody fuss of wanting a dog .. got one then realised it’s not all snap chat and snuggles.. fucks off for 5 days out of 7.. makes everything about her.. she’s such a vile human being.

 

[Sunflower91]

Suggestion by @Sunflower91 had to shorten as would not fit., sorry

Recap; we are all bored of the;
constant real v fake Instagram pics
Period every 2 week posts
Begging Mitchell for freebies to kit the house out
Has oven cleaned but has it been used
And nearly forgot her manky skanky orange hands and nails

So what was the gosd on last thread? Air Can cheated with a girl called Lisa? Please spill

Yaaaay my first ever thread title

 

[Red hair dont care]

Yaaaay my first ever thread title

Had to shorten it sorry You can only have so much space.
My first thread post. Got it wrong but sorted by the Mods thank you
Yay!

 

[WeefBellington]

Yaaaay my first ever thread title

Well done!

 

[Sunflower91]

Had to shorten it sorry You can only have so much space.
My first thread post. Got it wrong but sorted by the Mods thank you
Yay!

Ah no worries! It sounds even better now.

 

[Sarflondongirl]

Can’t believe they had her on celeb master chef last night. She was like a Bo Selecta character!

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Can’t believe they had her on celeb master chef last night. She was like a Bo Selecta character!

Her dress was like something lady Di wore when she was pregnant in the 80s

 

[Rach88]

She’s got a right drink problem, who can be arsed going out as much as she does?! Especially when hungover and doing it again the next night doing shots and that?! She needs to grow up! I’m only 34 but give me a night in with my boyfriend and my pjamas with snacks anyyyy night of the week. She seems to live in this constant state of being seen to be having “fun”. Sad life.

I'm 28 and knocked alcohol on the head wouldn't say I was an addict it was said I was a binge drinker and dependent on it and am 80 days sober and it's honestly the best life ever I don't miss alcohol whatsoever I just don't get why you'd want to live a early 20s life in mid 30s pathetic really