Blazin squad? Seriously?!Surely he has seen her in so
Many weddings dresses the actual ones have lost the magic?
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Pushed the boat out with blazin squad performing
This dress is so much nicer than the one she went for. Why did she choose the one she did? I get she’s in Italy and she’s going for a “theme” but it doesn’t suit her. Her tatas look bloody awful in it and are in separate postcodes, she doesn’t look as innocent and virginal as she wants to and she’s shown nicer dresses on the photo shoots. I just don’t get the why she chose these two dresses in the end.ANOTHER feckin dress! In Heat magazine, which nobody reads anymore
They really are milking this wedding ‘day’ for all it’s worth!
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Agree, this dress is actually much nicer. The one she wore pre wedding in Italy was nice as well.This dress is so much nicer than the one she went for. Why did she choose the one she did? I get she’s in Italy and she’s going for a “theme” but it doesn’t suit her. Her tatas look bloody awful in it and are in separate postcodes, she doesn’t look as innocent and virginal as she wants to and she’s shown nicer dresses on the photo shoots. I just don’t get the why she chose these two dresses in the end.
But the difference is we haven't seen her have sex on camera as in Geordieshore..........YETThe title of the show should actually be:
"My Big Fat Geordie Wedding Except I live down south, my new husband is a southerner, I got married in London then had a paid for wedding in Italy, and I don't even really have a Geordie accent except when it suits me to put it back on again. So it's really my Big Fat Geordie Wedding that actually has nothing at all to do with being Geordie. Oh and I'm also a money grabber and know my mentioning Geordie in the title will tap into my old Geordie Shore following even though I try my best to make it clear that I hate Geordie shore nowadays"
Agree, this dress looks really prettyThis dress is so much nicer than the one she went for. Why did she choose the one she did? I get she’s in Italy and she’s going for a “theme” but it doesn’t suit her. Her tatas look bloody awful in it and are in separate postcodes, she doesn’t look as innocent and virginal as she wants to and she’s shown nicer dresses on the photo shoots. I just don’t get the why she chose these two dresses in the end.
My last post on Tattle as I have just died of embarrassment watching Aircans new reel
Imagine sitting for that sort of tit on your wedding day We barely had time to breath let alone sit for some video of people smoking like dickheads to share on insta - get a lifeOmg, how cringe is that?!
Who do they think they are? The Corleones!
I was just thinking that - they’re actually getting on like they’re mafioso I’ve had a crappy day with work and that post has cheered me up no end, the state of them! And aul Vicky there trying to look as pure as the driven snow with the jaw in SicilyOmg, how cringe is that?!
Who do they think they are? The Corleones!
I didn’t have time to scratch my arse on my wedding day either never mind sitting for this absolute mortification!Imagine sitting for that sort of tit on your wedding day We barely had time to breath let alone sit for some video of people smoking like dickheads to share on insta - get a life
My last post on Tattle as I have just died of embarrassment watching Aircans new reel