Vicky Pattison #16 Vicky and Ercan setting the world on fire one Uber at a time...

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Yes Vick I'd feel quite pretty if I had professional hairdressers and MUA everytime i left the house. Surely at 36 she should be competent enough to apply her own make up?

Well, you'd have thought so wouldn't you, but obviously not such a waste of money, wonder how much she's wasted on getting hair and make up done

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

Who dat
Shouting Aircan like a drunk bleeping fishwife

That pic of her face tuned / photoshopped beyond believe! She looks thinner than Victoria Beckham. She can feel as pretty as she wants but as soon as she opens her mouth… horrid creature.

 

[Cady1954]

Well, you'd have thought so wouldn't you, but obviously not such a waste of money, wonder how much she's wasted on getting hair and make up done

I bet her accountant bleeping loves her when it's time for the tax returns.

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

That pic of her face tuned / photoshopped beyond believe! She looks thinner than Victoria Beckham. She can feel as pretty as she wants but as soon as she opens her mouth… horrid creature.

She certainly is, her yelling on those stories from last night was that a freebie againdidn't someone post a while ago saying she doesn't even pronounce his name correctly, she really is bleeping awful

 

[Cady1954]

AIIIRCANNNN! ye gods I hate Jazz with a passion but I'd rather listen to that than listen to that harpee! Also wtf is going on with his hair? Is he letting it grow? No gifted haircuts?

 

[Cady1954]

Any need calling Ercan a bleep?

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

See in Scotland calling someone a bleep can be a term of endearment. Obviously now she’s decided she’s Scottish she thinks it’s acceptable

 

[orangehead]

Well, you'd have thought so wouldn't you, but obviously not such a waste of money, wonder how much she's wasted on getting hair and make up done

I don't think she pays! She doesn't pay for sausage rolls and biscuits, there's no way she'd want to pay that much for hair and makeup surely! #ad #gifted #beg

 

[cazellie]

I don't think she pays! She doesn't pay for sausage rolls and biscuits, there's no way she'd want to pay that much for hair and makeup surely! #ad #gifted #beg

Nope I don’t think she does pay. I remember her on the beg when she was coming back north asking for recommendations for someone to do her make-up. It stuck in my mind as it was round the corner to where I live….
A hairdresser I know told me a while ago that she was asked if she’d have Geordie Shore cast every week for free. She refused. Said she didn’t care how much publicity or business came off the back of it she wasn’t interested. She knew someone who’d done the same and they were expected to keep the afternoon free on a Friday just in case they wanted their hair doing but half the time she wasn’t needed so could’ve had paying customers through the door. So I can just imagine what Vicky is like.

 

[Rxt156]

Her latest insta post…. Who is that lady coz it ain’t VIP Vicky

 

[craftingfroze]

Am I the only person who thinks that these semi normal/attractive seeming men are with women like this because they have something wrong with them physically or mentally?

 

[LaraQ]

Am I the only person who thinks that these semi normal/attractive seeming men are with women like this because they have something wrong with them physically or mentally?

I mean,Air Can is no rocket scientist.

 

[cazellie]

I mean,Air Can is no rocket scientist.

Nope he doesn’t seem to be the sharpest tool in the box does he?

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Nope he doesn’t seem to be the sharpest tool in the box does he?

He can't be, he's with wor Vic

 

[Vangirl]

So the hen is booked but do we think she will actually make it up the aisle this time?

 

[Rach88]

So the hen is booked but do we think she will actually make it up the aisle this time?

Not a chance I'll eat my hat if they do

 

[cazellie]

So the hen is booked but do we think she will actually make it up the aisle this time?

Hmm No

 

[geordiegirl]

Ugh whats she back up my way for now

 

[Norfolking Good]

So has she booked a venue and registrar or is this just another grifted party in the run up to maybe getting married one day?

 

[Cady1954]

Why hasn't she learned to drive? I'm sure she'd have no bother blagging free lessons and probably even a car.