Vanderpump Rules/The Valley #3

Im on a rewatch - im on S5E6 - Ariana has just announced she’s starting work on her cocktail book, Tom is FURIOUS that he hasn’t gotten that opportunity and acts awfully towards her and she calls him a little witch. The camera pans in on his face and he looks so angry I swear that was his villain origin story and he just played the long game to get back at her after that 😂😂😂😂😂
 
Im on a rewatch - im on S5E6 - Ariana has just announced she’s starting work on her cocktail book, Tom is FURIOUS that he hasn’t gotten that opportunity and acts awfully towards her and she calls him a little witch. The camera pans in on his face and he looks so angry I swear that was his villain origin story and he just played the long game to get back at her after that 😂😂😂😂😂
I always thought that was weird. He should have been happy for her not jealous. Typical man behaviour where he felt like he had to get involved just because he felt like he had more/better experience 🙄
 
Yep I'm definitely having the same problem - Eric is an incompetent fool and Marciano dropping that tray of champagne was obviously staged. I mean don't get me wrong, I'll finish the series, but I won't be enjoying it haha.
I watched the most recent episode there and I'm starting to lose interest. It's just too staged for me.

Lisa having the one on one chats with the staff members are clearly an attempt to give her a good edit as well.

Ole puppet master Lisa 😄🤣

Below Deck this ain't
 
On The Valley - Jesse grosses me out. I get all the kids are little but the way he was so openly talking about what he used to do to Michelle when they first got together was so icky. Love how Michelle said “when I met him I knew he wasn’t the one” - not even - “at the time I thought he wasn’t the one”. Clearly the only connection they had was sexual and now that’s gone they can’t stand each other.
Jesse came across so unhinged when Kristin came over to apologise and straight away he got ruined up and started swearing and walking away. He’s so embarrassing. lol at him asking his wife if she was cold and when she said yes he didn’t even bother to give her his jacket.

I felt a bit sorry for Crazy Jo. It’s clear her and Schwartz had been incredibly close for the last year so I don’t blame her having feelings. Was just very awkward to watch her fawn all over hun whilst pretend to be cool with it.
 
On The Valley - Jesse grosses me out. I get all the kids are little but the way he was so openly talking about what he used to do to Michelle when they first got together was so icky. Love how Michelle said “when I met him I knew he wasn’t the one” - not even - “at the time I thought he wasn’t the one”. Clearly the only connection they had was sexual and now that’s gone they can’t stand each other.
Jesse came across so unhinged when Kristin came over to apologise and straight away he got ruined up and started swearing and walking away. He’s so embarrassing. lol at him asking his wife if she was cold and when she said yes he didn’t even bother to give her his jacket.

I felt a bit sorry for Crazy Jo. It’s clear her and Schwartz had been incredibly close for the last year so I don’t blame her having feelings. Was just very awkward to watch her fawn all over hun whilst pretend to be cool with it.
Apparently it's going to come out that Kristen was right all along in what she said/ was told.
 
The Tori storyline was beyond ridiculous, she’s also pretty irritating. Toms hair looked like custard, Jo acted proud but she should be embarrassed but perhaps that was the point so she gets him all to herself.

I didn’t think I would enjoy watching those two but I do there just so car crash. Talking of car crashes, VPR’s new show is whack. Anyone know what’s going on with WWHL on Hayu, it’s not up to date and I wanna watch Scheana and Brock
 
I am so fed up of Katie; I do think the Tori storyline is staged but I also wouldn't put it past her to do it just because she thinks it's funny to mess with Schwartz. I am not saying he wasn't a crappy husband, but eventually it gets to a point where you should just leave the relationship instead of just staying and breeding resentment. I've had so many boyfriends like Schwartz and I just kicked them out lol
 
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