Twinsandme #34 My kids bone is broke, I'll have a Voddy and Coke

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Is it any wonder Julie's single shes either of her nut when shes out or has the 2 kids with her... I enjoy the bar when the childs at his das I'll go out at lunchtime rags my piss when theres kids in. You have to watch what you say there running around tripping you up when your bringing drinks to a table you go to get a break from them not make conversation with someone else's brat because they arent looking after them.
 
I know it’s been said but why has she those kids in shorts and sandals! My two are in jeans and tights today! Is there a heatwave in cork today that hasn’t made its way up to me???
My mother follows her and when she seen the video she was like “no socks or tights off on kids till there is no R in the month” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she was like “does her mother not teach her this stuff” 😂😂😂😂😂
 
I'm a single mom doin' it on my own
Sweating over my credit union loan
Back from hols where me kid got banjaxed
But it's very normal said every nurse I axed
Landed home and out to my charity do
Said I'd be an hour but went missing 72
Life of Riley since we came back
From trough to trough,knickers in a sack
Cheeky cow robbed me to get them back
Off to the caravan,kids bags always packed
Happy Easter Sunday,off to the pub
"Ma I'm bored"..here's yer iPad love
Might hop on Tinder to check out the men
They better not catfish me as I'm a size 10
 
I'm a single mom doin' it on my own
Sweating over my credit union loan
Back from hols where me kid got banjaxed
But it's very normal said every nurse I axed
Landed home and out to my charity do
Said I'd be an hour but went missing 72
Life of Riley since we came back
From trough to trough,knickers in a sack
Cheeky cow robbed me to get them back
Off to the caravan,kids bags always packed
Happy Easter Sunday,off to the pub
"Ma I'm bored"..here's yer iPad love
Might hop on Tinder to check out the men
They better not catfish me as I'm a size 10

Absolutely brilliant 👏👏👏👏

“I axed” killed me 😂😂😂
 
I'm a single mom doin' it on my own
Sweating over my credit union loan
Back from hols where me kid got banjaxed
But it's very normal said every nurse I axed
Landed home and out to my charity do
Said I'd be an hour but went missing 72
Life of Riley since we came back
From trough to trough,knickers in a sack
Cheeky cow robbed me to get them back
Off to the caravan,kids bags always packed
Happy Easter Sunday,off to the pub
"Ma I'm bored"..here's yer iPad love
Might hop on Tinder to check out the men
They better not catfish me as I'm a size 10

You win the internet today 🙌🏼🤣
 
I can't believe she's out in the pub getting tit faced with the kids there! Poor kids. Should be visiting family for Easter, having an Easter egg at home while watching a movie or playing.. not out in the pub for over 7 hours already! Julie sort out your bleeping life hun.. again prioritising alcohol over your kids!
 
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