Many people have already said some of the really annoying ones, like:
Oral B (āI didnāt even know Oral B made a toothpaste!ā What? What did you think they made? Clueās in the name. Also the way she says āBut how do you keep your MOUTH healthy?ā in almost a whine. It really triggers me)
Marc Jacobs Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy - just ridiculous.
But what about these...
Mr Kipling advert where the boy goes to the party and steals a cake for his miserable sister who is, for some reason, at home. This advert has always made me uncomfortable. Everyone seems to hate the boy at the party and they donāt want him to have any cake. He clearly has something on his mind and then his mother is looking at him in a worried way in the car. Then they get home and he rushes to give his sister the cake but she tells him to get out until she sees the cake and then they give each other a disturbing up and down look. I donāt like it.
Dominos advert. This has been bothering me for ages. The dad wants to get a takeaway for his rude family. He is clearly so anxious about upsetting them with the wrong choice - that heās paying for, by the way - he creates an alternative reality where he is literally evicted from his own home and made to live in the garden in the middle of a thunder storm because he got an expensive takeaway that no one liked. He then says heās going to order Dominos (no one has assisted in deciding what they want, by the way; they have just moaned about what they donāt want) and his awful daughter says āyeahā in the most irritating scrunched up face voice as if to say āthatās right Dad, you idiot, youāve finally worked it outā.
Then no one says thank you. Awful awful awful.
Go Compare - well these have always been annoying havenāt they. But since lockdown itās got worse because the Go Compare man is now playing HIMSELF and is basically advertising himself as a tenor. āI absolutely love this bitā - oh do you? Whatās it got to do with car insurance? Iām confused.