Yeah her attitudes to men, her body "bits" and sex, and words like penis and vagina are all bizarre. Reminds me of fourth class giggles, and I was in fourth class in like, 1995.
Shes the type of idiot who was appalled at the Always ad that plainly said "if your tampon is uncomfortable then maybe it's not in right and you have to push it in more"....
My mother was also taken aback at this ad and I said it to her plainly but sure mam, we have normalised talking about checking our tits and lads examining their balls, what is so wrong about normalising something that half the population of the world may have to deal with. She came around!
And yes, a lodged tampon is a wicked uncomfortable thing! I found that sizing down was better for me and changing more often on high flow days rather than fearing a leak and using the supers, green wrapper I think? I changed to yellow wrappers. ..... Look, an entirely normal comment to make.
But not in Trishas world.
Anybody up for a peaceful protest for the May wedding? Just all stand there with banners with facts on them in the carpark:
"you can add steps manually to fitbit"
"how can somebody who hasn't succeeded in the life they yearn for tell me how to reach it"
"Spandex is not the only material"
"you shouldn't get a medal if you were not at the event"
"I thought you loved cycling, where's the bike?"
"if the reset works, why are you still 23 Stone"
"why are you flogging books that clearly don't work"
"there, their and they're mean different things"
"you were spotted in the chipper"
"then and than also have different meanings"
"love yourself.... But always tan and make up"
Just keep it factual like.