Heffalump
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Was this bleeping swamp donkey sleeping in an empty coal bin before or something?
You can pick up a mattress protector for under 20 quid anywhere like, did she only realise such when she got the Emma mattress?
Christ my mam must have been ahead of her time with the real woolen scratchy blankets under our sheets even as kids to be pissed and puked and snotted on.
People like Trisha are the reason the Always tampon ad that mentioned "if it's uncomfortable just make sure you have it shoved in enough" was banned in Ireland.
You can pick up a mattress protector for under 20 quid anywhere like, did she only realise such when she got the Emma mattress?
Christ my mam must have been ahead of her time with the real woolen scratchy blankets under our sheets even as kids to be pissed and puked and snotted on.
People like Trisha are the reason the Always tampon ad that mentioned "if it's uncomfortable just make sure you have it shoved in enough" was banned in Ireland.