Travel Trolls TV #5 Groundhog day

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 well I've finally finished last nights (friday) slog. Emirates or any other airline, are you watching and taking notes ?. The travel twats would like to review a holiday and get paid for it.
I'm sure you will be inundated with bookings after their reviews, they will walk aimlessly for miles on end, show countless menus of many restaurants without actually ordering anything. The food reviews will be of pretty basic cuisine such as a cheese toasty, chicken nuggets and chips, pizza and the occasional curry.
The hotel food in an all inclusive holiday will be mainly ignored and again if they do actually eat at the hotel, will be food that they are familiar with.
As for the local places of interest, holiday makers will have to do their own research as deleto doesn't like reading and informing viewers, he finds this 'boring' and can't be arsed.
Any airline or holiday company wishing to sponsor a review by the travel twats would be advised to send them to destinations that are well stocked with John Smith's, haribo sweets, crisps and other English snacks for them to munch during the night.
Any takers? They'll be beating down the mold mobile's door 🏜🏜🏜🏜
 
knew i knew him from somewhere
 

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ChatterboxCharlie said:
I don't live in UK so don't know costs but is it normal to pay £96 a month for a mobile phone contract, sounds a lot to me.
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She probably has a plan that offers a "free" new phone every year or two and she doesn't realize she's paying more every month than the phone's worth.

Also, these are the folks who'd love to have a £70 takeaway order, although they're not willing to spend their own money for it. (Hint, hint).
 
ChubClubThug said:
Even if they're earning like 30k a year from the channel, that's not much between two people who smoke and drink is it? There's no way they're earning much. You'd see them treating themselves a lot more without a doubt. Youtube earnings are not consistent either. There's so many factors that will affect the final sum. I bet they don't declare it either. Hopefully they get reported. I still think they were on benefits of some kind too. They're deffo the types to put in a fraudulent claim.
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He was pushing her around in a wheelchair either this year or last. Definitely trying to get some kind of benefit.
 
Judy5cents said:
She probably has a plan that offers a "free" new phone every year or two and she doesn't realize she's paying more every month than the phone's worth.

Also, these are the folks who'd love to have a £70 takeaway order, although they're not willing to spend their own money for it. (Hint, hint).
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And don't forget the £200 to have Christmas dinner out (probably at a pub) @Judy5cents
The reality is Christmas dinner is a sunday roast, a few extras like pigs in blankets. All Mazzy has to do is prepare it all now, freeze it and reheat on Christmas day. Job done.
As for deleto, does he really think everyone is taken in by his bad acting, he can hardly keep a straight face himself.
We all know that him fitting whatever it is, won't happen, all for content because they've got no ideas and rarely leave the van. If by some miracle he does fit it, then he's been acting that he's incompetent, one or the other.
Either way, they're boring as duck. 😴😴😴😴
 
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