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Ohh ffs, Toby always does this dramatic countdown to some big announcement. Then the announcement is usually something daft like ohh I bought a plant pot and some cutlery 🙄
Maybe if we’re super lucky it’ll be a discount code on a super boring but incredibly overpriced product, so we too can have characterless interiors that are carbon copies of Neptune show rooms?
 
Didnt his dressing room used to be his beloved little office,/workspace ? Its a small cottage does it have that many rooms? He was desperate to have a lovely light cottage now hes making it a dark cave? Why does he do all this for validation?? And why dpes the dressing room need a curtain if its your own home??There are some home instagrammers i follow who have taken a break and are just now on pinterest. Probably having realised they just want people to look at nice pictures rather than coming up with new content everday.
 
Didnt his dressing room used to be his beloved little office,/workspace ? Its a small cottage does it have that many rooms? He was desperate to have a lovely light cottage now hes making it a dark cave? Why does he do all this for validation?? And why dpes the dressing room need a curtain if its your own home??There are some home instagrammers i follow who have taken a break and are just now on pinterest. Probably having realised they just want people to look at nice pictures rather than coming up with new content everday.
And it looks like he's had new fitted shelves/cupboards put in to sitting room where he'd originally ripped out ones which look exactly the same 🤷‍♀️
what exactly are his qualifications as an interior designer? Painting some walls and buying more cushions does not make one an interior designer
 
He makes no sense. Literally I cannot work out of he is some sort of parody. All he does is change things around in his house and then back again. Peppered with the odd ‘guys we’ve got a huge announcement to make’ which is usually to say he is painting to skirting boards in ‘smelly vag’ or some other Farrow and Ball nonsense.
 
These hooks are making me twitchy......they're not level / or centred on the panels ....his attention to detail is appalling
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These hooks are making me twitchy......they're not level / or centred on the panels ....his attention to detail is appalling
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I can hardly look at that, why is he standing back and admiring that effort, wtf makes him think thats a job done well.is he blind? His new puppy is cute though. Recently his before and after pictures have been looking the reverse. The before pictures were less than 18 mths ago, it hardly before and after as the befores were updates too.
 
I can’t cope with painting a room once every 5 years or so, let alone monthly like he does! Even if the paint etc is gifted he must spend a fortune on getting the finished look!
 
😲 We only see an snippet of Tobys troubled mind with the constant decorating. Poor Mikey Toby is never settled. If hes an interior designer why does he get it so wrong?surely if he repaints the bookcase the whole room needs repainted? The faux old beams will be down soon too shortly after the redmodelling of everything done in the last 6 months. Hes insane
 
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