TMPK #9 The app's a flop that's got to sting. Don't you know he's the meal prep king!

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halcyondays85 said:
Slurred speech in that last story. You know he’s having a few bevvies when he doesn’t do any face on videos and comes up with some tit excuse as to why he hasn’t done anything (‘stiff neck’)
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I agree - I think he’s drinking and has been for a while and it is getting more and more out of control. He is reaching the point of not caring or disguising anymore.

I could possibly get over all the many many bad behaviours over the last few years if he just came out, got honest, admitted he was fucked and actually sorted himself out. Instead, it’s just abuse and rehashed meal preps from two houses ago. Sort it out John - I’m not even angry anymore, it’s just incredibly sad.
 
Oh dear god he's on the prowl again.…dating apps! The joke is he complains about the filters when he uses them regularly himself! You would think he has enough on his plate - new house move, failing business, 2 puppies. New pup is already sniffing around Frank’s nether regions! The clock is ticking with those pups!!
 
His requirements in a partner are bizarre.
'normal' eyebrows.
No filters used.
Be driven with similar goals.
Early riser.
Slim and pretty.
No need to be confident and assured.

It's no wonder he's alone more often than not.
Matching with him on any dating app is a one way ticket to misery.
 
GreaseSpot said:
His requirements in a partner are bizarre.
'normal' eyebrows.
No filters used.
Be driven with similar goals.
Early riser.
Slim and pretty.
No need to be confident and assured.

It's no wonder he's alone more often than not.
Matching with him on any dating app is a one way ticket to misery.
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He doesn’t want someone confident so he can bully them. He doesn’t want an equal, he wants a puppet/slave/member of staff that he can control
 
Mabels1986 said:
He might as well change the account to Frank and lulu's is he classing making franks tea as meal prepping? 🤷‍♀️🤣
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This made me howl - Frank’s meal prep is the most original content we have seen since Charlotte went 😂😂

His account is so bizarre, if you had just discovered him, you would think he was some sort of fantasist who had given himself then nickname Meal Prep King (despite not doing any) and making up a business…..and you would be right.

Saddest thing is that the Meal prep content is money for old rope so the fact he’s managed to duck this up so badly is what amuses me no end and likely burns the rage fire in him.
 
Hereforastalk said:
House tour!!

Can anyone tell me which room the dogs are having.....he doesn't seem to mention it!

Having a new build with a brand new kitchen, to rip it out (apparently) the day he moves in!

He's bought 2 houses but ones a secret!!

What utter bullshit!
Had to stop watching!
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Oh God, it’s just so so sad and embarrassing isn’t it. It is hard enough for an actual self employed person to get one mortgage so if that Bloater thinks he is kidding anyone with the idea he has managed to secure two houses with a dead man’s money (not his own, the bleeping ponce) then he is more deluded than I thought.

He has an entire life based on walking dogs that hate him and lying to a dwindling number of strangers on the internet. It’s sad.
 
What the hell have I just watched ? Why is he moving in , tearing out the kitchen , knocking down walls , tearing out the downstairs toilet . Someone has tried to advise him in the comments and he’s said he knows what he’s doing !

Says he’s got to be realistic that he’s not going to be single forever ? Really ? He thinks someone is going to want him ? He thinks they will want to move in with him , what if they don’t want to ? What if they have kids that they don’t want to uproot them ?

He’s going to keep the dogs behind a gate , seeing they aren’t used to this I’m sure they’ll cry all night !

And he has a secret house 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Fizzy bootlaces said:
What the hell have I just watched ? Why is he moving in , tearing out the kitchen , knocking down walls , tearing out the downstairs toilet . Someone has tried to advise him in the comments and he’s said he knows what he’s doing !

Says he’s got to be realistic that he’s not going to be single forever ? Really ? He thinks someone is going to want him ? He thinks they will want to move in with him , what if they don’t want to ? What if they have kids that they don’t want to uproot them ?

He’s going to keep the dogs behind a gate , seeing they aren’t used to this I’m sure they’ll cry all night !

And he has a secret house 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I can only describe what you’ve watched as rampant narcissism and delusion.

Who gets a new build just tear it to pieces? Defeats the object no? Considering he “knows what he is doing” why didn’t he get the bespoke stuff done whilst it was BEING BUILT? Is he aware that some new builds are so shite, you are limited what you can do without the fucker falling down around you? Actually John, you crack on with that hun….

I was just saying this to someone today as they are doing something for someone with the promise of getting a return later. As I said to them - it’s really easy to give away and do what you want and promise money you don’t actually have. Same with houses. He is chatting an absolute belter as per.
 
His next book title “How to devalue a new house in one easy step”!!
He hasn't a clue about NHBC, buildings insurance, mortgage provider requirements let alone how stupid it is to rip out a downstairs loo, kitchen, have the only back door be into a carpeted lounge, cage the dogs that haven't been caged before (but also panicking now she's getting ready to be in heat!!) , no guest room, take out fitted wardrobes to make a study, swap bannister for glass, make a walk in wardrobe out of bed 3 - so basically only bedroom will be his! No friends to visit but panicking/planningin case he gets a gf!!
Has bought secound house on same estate - to rent out? Not the best decision with most landlords getting out of rental market. Who knows - but although it was dirt cheap he's paid a premium for a new home to then rip it all out!! What's the point of buying on a new estate to do that?! He should have bought one where the kitchen was at the back for the dogs too!
 
Banging on about being the meal prep king and how he needs the kitchen to be exactly right & he couldn’t go back to a single fridge . Yet tells people daily how he meal prepped for 14 years no problem with a single fridge !

surely new builds need time to settle in structurally before you can rip down walls ? I’m sure his new neighbours will appreciate the noise as soon as they’ve moved in !
 
He's hardly a chef! He really doesn't need any more space than he has. Hob/slow cooker etc he is losing his pantry but he's moving to a smaller cheaper house so what does he expect! Hope he has to make a white sauce and burns it cos he will have to go upstairs to use the loo!! To most people a downstairs loo is a must! I know he doesn't have guests but even so!
 
Exactly this @haxlerl ....he's hardly a chef!
Meal preps microwave rice, salmon and green beans, don't get me wrong as I am not a meal prep King but I can cook that without prep in less than ten minutes! He's a tit cook, end of! Imagine having to follow a recipe in your own 'sunday times best seller' cookbook, as you actually do not know the recipe!
 
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