TMPK #7 He’s lazy, he lies and thick as a plank. Nothing left in his life but a dog named Frank

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He added more slots because a lot of people don’t get paid until tomorrow . I’m calling bingo on all slots suddenly being sold tomorrow .
the whole thing is a failure . I can’t wait until he starts zoom calling people because that’s exactly when his true colours will show , he just can’t help himself
 
Let’s assume there were originally going to be 1000 available for £99, he then got greedy and halved that, he then tried to get the panic buyers afraid of loosing out and make up his typical lies and add another whatever it was. Question is. How many pre order apps has he bought himself to drive up the sales numbers! I reckon he has self purchased 100. It’s his money going back to himself.
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Mabels1986 said:
I typed in 1000 into the number box i didnt manually add them lol. I then clicked add to cart and it said only 897 available so added to cart 🤣
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Why didn’t I think of that? 😂
 
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Let’s assume there were originally going to be 1000 available for £99, he then got greedy and halved that, he then tried to get the panic buyers afraid of loosing out and make up his typical lies and add another whatever it was. Question is. How many pre order apps has he bought himself to drive up the sales numbers! I reckon he has self purchased 100. It’s his money going back to himself.
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Why didn’t I think of that? 😂
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So that leaves just 3 purchases if he did the above. Thats too funny 🤣🤣
 
Dropping off a few more receipts for his twattery on the bride's post. The use of the term 'mongrel' is a new low, even for him.
He's obviously got beef with RH And they've been tagged. I don't think they'll rise to it though.
Wtf 2023 has to do with abusive name calling I don't know. Fact is JtC, it's almost 2024 and you're still a misogynistic dinosaur. You've made no progress in terms of respecting others or differences of opinion and you bleeping love to feel superior to everyone.
You're not.
Sad. Bitter. Lonely. That's what you are. And in your own words - you're embarrassing yourself.

Plus we can use 'you, your, you're' correctly, unlike you.
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The panic will be setting in , if he can’t sell the app at £99 he sure as hell won’t be able to sell it at £149 .
at the end of the day he’s a sad old man with no experience . He’s expecting people to pay over the odds for something he’s just ‘ talked about ‘ while on a dog walk !
also when did the chewing gum thing start ? He’s constantly chewing it , is it to stop his jaw swinging ?
 
Isn’t he the one to say “if I say I’m going to do something, I do it”
Cancelling a lunch date.
Also he can’t make a simple meal, burnt toast, over done burnt eggs. Surprised he didn’t tag @gordonramsay and ask. “What do you think of my breakfast?”
 
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Yeah the man can't cook! He got lucky! I don't believe he lost 9 stone but I do believe he lost weight meal prepping and helped Charlotte to lose weight too! He has never tested a recipe in his life, he used other peoples recipes, started an Instagram account and got lucky! We can all lose weight by calorie counting using other people's recipes, I can even cook a good meal using a recipe but I am no chef, just like JTC! No qualifications, no idea, can't cook, rude, drunk, no computer skills, no app knowledge and thinks he can release a successful app because he has 4 million fans bought followers! At what point did he think 'this is gonna work' ? The mind boggles x
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Enjoying the fascinating world of JtC maths. There were 48 left this morning. Now there’s suddenly 120 left. Pick a number, any number 🤣 can you imagine his reaction if he’d arranged dinner with somebody and they cancelled at the last minute? Mr Drive and Determination would be apoplectic. It’s ok for him to do it though. Add raging hypocrite to the ever growing list.
 
He's just used the expression 'rule of thumb'. Such a JtC thing to say. Not that I'd expect him to know it's origins story. For anyone here that didn't know, it is one of many old reference origin stories - this one is referring to the size of width of a stick it was deemed ok for a man to beat his wife with. Just an expression to be avoided really.
 
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