TMPK #7 He’s lazy, he lies and thick as a plank. Nothing left in his life but a dog named Frank
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GreaseSpot
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I think he just wanted us to know he's interacted with another human being.
We got shown a 12 foot (his description not mine. Didn't look that tall to me) Christmas tree in someone's lounge (with a hand drawn diagram ffs of 6ft and 12ft which made no sense at all
) and now talk of Frank having humping access to someone's dog.Lord Farquad
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Off topic but I genuinely take my hat off to Charlotte. I don’t know how she holds her tongue when he makes these pathetic little comments about her indirectly on the daily. She’s a better person than me because I’d be tanning his saggy ass across social media.
Hereforastalk
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Also no one gives a tit that your Christmas decorations were expensive! It's ok anyway, it's only money that he's saved from not buying a Rolex and a £660 coat!
haxlerl
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And from selling the motorbike?!!!
Hereforastalk
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No morning walk today either! Thinks that by doing one morning walk at 7am, makes us believe that he's up at 5am everyday!! We know how you work JTC, you are a lazy ba**Ard and don't usually surface until lunch time!
ghostriderhere
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Talk about procrastinating, at the rate he’s going that tree might actually get finally decorated on New Year’s Eve! He’s so lazy even with this!
GreaseSpot
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I'll eat my own big toe if he did that tree alone. Absolutely no way. First time tree decorating and he did that? Like hell.
gogogal
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You made me laugh. There’s a strong possibility he actually did, go onto you tube, TikTok and do his usual. Copycat. It’s just throwing bling on a tree. Get some ketchup for your toe
GreaseSpot
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My big toe was, is and remains more useful to the world than him 
Perhaps I'll have a giant kebab, two cheesecakes and a Haribo chaser instead
Perhaps I'll have a giant kebab, two cheesecakes and a Haribo chaser instead
gogogal
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Go all out and have some crunch kola cubesMy big toe was, is and remains more useful to the world than him
Perhaps I'll have a giant kebab, two cheesecakes and a Haribo chaser instead
Hereforastalk
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And full fat coke in a pint glass xGo all out and have some crunch kola cubes
GreaseSpot
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I'll have friends and family here to share too.
And my dog likes me.
And my dog likes me.
Hereforastalk
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You can't have friends and family over as you will have to share your share packet of kola cubes x
GreaseSpot
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Hereforastalk
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The one your dog ate his Christmas dinner off?I'll sit alone and eat them served on a bread board
GreaseSpot
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And he's admitted to help with decorating the tree!
But he did put the lights on
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He also admitted that even though he's shilling an app that will give access to coaching sessions with him, he's still working out how he's going to do that next year.
Zoom or teams etc are what he's thinking.
He's not cut out for giving that kind of support meaningfully and with sincerity.
All he can do is rant about what people need to do to emulate him and show the dog.
I'm not going to be paying for it but oh to be a fly on the wall for that tit show.
But he did put the lights on
. He also admitted that even though he's shilling an app that will give access to coaching sessions with him, he's still working out how he's going to do that next year.
Zoom or teams etc are what he's thinking.
He's not cut out for giving that kind of support meaningfully and with sincerity.
All he can do is rant about what people need to do to emulate him and show the dog.
I'm not going to be paying for it but oh to be a fly on the wall for that tit show.
Lord Farquad
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“It’ll never be 99 again, I’ll turn it off before that”
It’ll be 19.99 by February. He didn’t say it couldn’t be that. Smart thinking John. Already (not meal) prepping for the worst.
It’ll be 19.99 by February. He didn’t say it couldn’t be that. Smart thinking John. Already (not meal) prepping for the worst.
ghostriderhere
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So the app has been ready to pre order for 4 days now and he’s still offering it for £99…not even had 500 downloads yet! Considering the “huge following” he has that is pretty embarrassing.
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