TMPK #5 John the meal prep con

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What kind of idiot calls his followers an idiot 🙄🙄🙄
 

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Or his commitment to go to the gym the moment he was half way thru his weight loss!!

The vet obvs didn’t see the carnage of cheap dog food, milk , snacks he bought and randomly switched between constantly rather than introducing a food slowly. Frank isn’t stupid tho unlike his owner! - he’s gonna hold out for the chicken now over all the cheap crap he started him on!
 
Poor dog jumped out of his skin when his name is called. Anyways back to the ejit himself. He is the most consistent person on social media… he really really is. He consistently lies, and I mean.. consistently. He couldn’t tell the truth if his life depended upon it. 🤥Simple question, what grass seed do you use? Wtf it’s not about the seed but tlc 😂😂😂. Obviously it was the cheapest grass seed from B&M or home bargains cause it all works, but no, John the grass man know how to look after weed 🌿. Another thing he’s consistent with… deflection, gym, holiday, moving, meal prepping 🤡. He’s on another planet.
 
In amongst the sales pitch for his products, a sermon on the way he's lost weight. The 🐂💩 is still strong and flowing from this one. He's now telling people how he's eaten all that crap in story upon story and it's making out that the sparse meal preps in between rubbish/binges work. Not a single word on screen among the images of kebabs, chocolate and ice cream to mention the little matter of a necessary calorie deficit 🤯.
The girl he keeps posting... I'll bet she didn't binge on kebabs and ice cream 🤷
It's typical him and it's only half a story.
 
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He definitely has some sort of personality disorder . Now it’s a camper van ???? He just flits from one notion to the next but none of it materialises like the holiday , the Rolex , the bike is never used , the gym , the app . How is he ever going to run a business if he is touring the country , he wants to charge people 2k for his plan I think they’d at least expect him to have Wi-Fi . The man needs checked in somewhere . One thing I’m confident about is the van will never happen and neither will the holiday TRUST ME
 
Fizzy bootlaces said:
He definitely has some sort of personality disorder . Now it’s a camper van ???? He just flits from one notion to the next but none of it materialises like the holiday , the Rolex , the bike is never used , the gym , the app . How is he ever going to run a business if he is touring the country , he wants to charge people 2k for his plan I think they’d at least expect him to have Wi-Fi . The man needs checked in somewhere . One thing I’m confident about is the van will never happen and neither will the holiday TRUST ME
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Absolutely agree with you. Will be amused to watch his buyers remorse though if, and it's a massive if, he does get a new camper van.
 
TikTok live. Usual bull 💩. He doesn’t get that the dog doesn’t eat because he’s such a diabolical owner and dog is terrified of his mad ramblings, his mad hours, his erratic behaviour 🥃🍸🍹🧉🍾🍷🥂🍻🍺He’s the problem not the poor poor dog.
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I’d love to know how much Rolex charged him to just LOOK at the watches 😂😂😂
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Lol. Is free. Anyone in the whole world can go into that high street jeweller and have some fun trying on the merchandise 😂
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Also cut live short because there was only 3 fans/followers 🤭
 
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