TMPK #4 April fool

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Agenda....business calls? Who the f**k does he need to call? His business is him shipping his over priced containers, him shipping his own books that no one wants and now the e-books that apparently everyone has been asking for! Perhaps he was calling Aldi to tell them he's coming in to do his biggest shop ever!!
 
haxlerl said:
Yep he must have a friend somewhere that pulls him up on his childish behaviour!!
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🤣🤣doubtful! he’d need friends!
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Hereforastalk said:
Agenda....business calls? Who the f**k does he need to call? His business is him shipping his over priced containers, him shipping his own books that no one wants and now the e-books that apparently everyone has been asking for! Perhaps he was calling Aldi to tell them he's coming in to do his biggest shop ever!!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Think the 🍆 has been reading tattle today, his crosses on the board AND his inspirational pen, both things mentioned on tattle over the weekend 🤣
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Wow, only stood 6 out of 12 hours 😂 my Apple Watch is reliable, think John needs to realise you have to actually get your tits off the sofa for it to work in your favour
 
Wait so his phone goes everywhere he goes ? Out to the bin & back , to the toilet and back , general walking around he NEVER leaves his phone behind ???? Would that explain why they are SLIGHTLY different John ???
So if they’re tit then how do you know you’ve 10k steps ? Did you count as you walked ?


also how huge does he look in that red coat , looks like a womens
 
Think prep dick is horny. Have you seen who he keeps following recently, like only fans girls lol, because when you click on his page after refreshing it, his followers goes up 2-3-4K a day and his following numbers etc, and obviously he doesn’t make content or meal preps, only plugs his tit what he is selling. Can imagine his chat now can’t you to these girls haha “do you know who I am?” “Do you know I have a big……fan base following” lol ….. “I’m an author” 😂

girls John Clark is on the single market lol 😂 wouldn’t go near him if he was the last man in the planet 🌎

Goes bed, makes another 2k followers for doing sweat duck all
 

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tank83 said:
Think prep dick is horny. Have you seen who he keeps following recently, like only fans girls lol, because when you click on his page after refreshing it, his followers goes up 2-3-4K a day and his following numbers etc, and obviously he doesn’t make content or meal preps, only plugs his tit what he is selling. Can imagine his chat now can’t you to these girls haha “do you know who I am?” “Do you know I have a big……fan base following” lol ….. “I’m an author” 😂

girls John Clark is on the single market lol 😂 wouldn’t go near him if he was the last man in the planet 🌎

Goes bed, makes another 2k followers for doing sweat duck all
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imagine if they asked him for a freebie 🤣 sure babe I’ll email you my free ebook. Written by me myself and I 😂
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Dd29 said:
Meal prep using meal kits 🙈
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GreaseSpot said:
@gogogal did you spot the bull💩 board was for alcohol free days only. No sign of the calorie deficit one that he completed weeks ahead with green crosses. Set your intention he said 🥴🫣🤐
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lol. Intentions intentions intentions, where for art thou 🤔
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Let’s see what today brings us.
 

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What’s made it worse is that penguin has listened to his lies and he will always forever have those books with his name on it that gives him his ego! We all know his bullshit story and the recipes are the publishers always but he is pathetic, you won’t find top chefs, cooks etc do what he does! Especially following only fans girls haha. Creep!
I wanna know how he is earning his money because again when he got that house he told us he was paying £1000 a month rent for it! Now I can’t see him earning £100 a month let alone that. Again the mind boggles but I’m sure he will find someone to scam!
 
tank83 said:
What’s made it worse is that penguin has listened to his lies and he will always forever have those books with his name on it that gives him his ego! We all know his bullshit story and the recipes are the publishers always but he is pathetic, you won’t find top chefs, cooks etc do what he does! Especially following only fans girls haha. Creep!
I wanna know how he is earning his money because again when he got that house he told us he was paying £1000 a month rent for it! Now I can’t see him earning £100 a month let alone that. Again the mind boggles but I’m sure he will find someone to scam!
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With those feet. He must be making $$$ on only fans 👣😂
 
Her results are way more consistent than his! He talks total bullshit to excuse himself from his weaknesses. He never picks up on the let downs, failings he has. No point buying a gimicky pen as he certainly doesn’t improve 1% a day! He goes back 10% and has to keep starting over!
 
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