TMPK #14 The meal pinching Kernel

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The post separation abuse of C continues and is probably the only consistent behaviour he engages with. She is a success without him.

Suddenly the App availability is back up to 400-odd after apparently over 200 sold?

I think @GreaseSpot said a couple of weeks ago that there is something different in the water with JtC and I’m inclined to agree - he is being particularly erratic at the moment, giving a lot away without realising and really tripping himself up. I had an ex who was a gambling addict - horrific addiction, 10k was small change in the end. JtC is a very unwell man.
 
This time last year he was buying someone's Christmas dinner for them after a similar kick off.
Just call him a Saint and be done 🤐🤯.
This is another cynical ploy to come across as benevolent.
He needs someone to coach, even for free to get this bullshit fest started. He's not got takers and wants someone, even for free, so he can then legitimately discuss his clients - likely just the One freebie and a rich faithful with no one at home to tell them to give their head a wobble.
His long before he dirty deletes yesterday's confession post?!
 
Read the room ffs - there were no takers because nobody is interested in a narcissist lunatic with no qualifications coaching them. 2 grand, 150 quid or free, it doesn’t matter.

Yeah he’s all over the place. He sounds desperate and manic, and I think there’s a lot going on in the background he’s trying to bury. Money will be drying up and he’s probably gambling to try and get back on an even keel.
Agree he doesn’t seem well. As he said himself yesterday, it just appears to be a desperately lonely existence.
 
The boast>brag>venom>breakdown>bravado cycle is in full swing.
I honestly wish he'd got/would get some professional help.

The one to one ppl were only getting a zoom call on top of the app anyway 🤯
This crappy give away was his plan B all along IMHO. Even he knew the chance of takers at £2k was remote.
Every taker is being played by the puppet master.
 
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500 x £129 is £64500! The 30 1-2-1 is £60k. …he’s desperately trying to make the same money but different approach! The car isn’t mentioned, he has responsibilities as a property owner he’s not used to.

He really needs help / he uses SM for support and to combat loneliness as he has no one to support him.
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Be funny if some sign up for App but reject the 1-2-1!
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Sign up for the app this side of Christmas?!!!
 
I still do not believe that he spent £10k in a day. If he had £10k lying around why doesn’t he have wardrobes, a spare bedroom or an office with storage like he’s been banging on about? Oh and let’s face it, we would have all seen a photo of the slip on the background somewhere. He would NEED to show us!

He’s full of 💩 he is using all of this to mention Charlotte again to build up engagement. As people like Charlotte, they liked him when he was with her and everyone can see he is nothing without her.

Carry on John, we can all see through you.
 
I’d say the majority of people have replied to that email and told him it’s too expensive . He’s now back tracking & trying to dress it up as something else . He’s in a full manic spiral . His ego had taken a bruising because people don’t think he’s worth 2k . Constantly repeating the same thing over and over again trying to build it up .
 
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I’d say the majority of people have replied to that email and told him it’s too expensive . He’s now back tracking & trying to dress it up as something else . He’s in a full manic spiral . His ego had taken a bruising because people don’t think he’s worth 2k . Constantly repeating the same thing over and over again trying to build it up .
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This is what I think. He's had a lot of negative feedback so he's scrambling around now to get cash in. It certainly isn't coming across as a well thought out strategy. If anything, it's very confusing as the highly prized time with him that was once valuable is now free? Also, he was going to be highly selective about who he worked with, now he's just choosing 10 randomly? And the chats are now starting in Jan, not early December like he initially said. He doesn't have a bloody clue.

I think the point is that he doesn't have £10k lying about. He's probably using what's left of the funds from the business or racking up debt. Watching those stories back where he's announcing the now free training for the first 500 app buyers (good luck with that...), he really does not seem well at all.
 
Has he been doing his prozis ads too? He’s not got anything grifted for ages and no collabs?!
He can’t be taken seriously at all-if he’s fed up of his mealpreps then that’s it- it’s not a sustainable diet plan.
Maybe he should get qualified as a counsellor …He bores the pants off me often skip forward but he loves the sound of his own voice and is more invested in his sobriety than he is with diets. Otherwise mate it’s back to the long distance lorry driving ….dogs in the cab?!!
 
The thing is that email was in no way negative they were simply speaking the truth . C is cheaper & better but he doesn’t like people being better than him so now he has to go one up on her and do it free . The problem with this is C clients obviously trust her & are willing to pay for her help where his will now just be doing it because they are getting a freebie . Maybe he’s realised he can’t justify 2k because he isn’t qualified enough where if he does it for free then there can’t be any backlash and he still earns money

God help anyone going on a trip to Ireland with him that would be enough to put me off signing up
 
C has layers to her plans. Pay more and get more. Pay less and get less. He's got a crazy spot rate of £2k.
I thought he's just on a mad cash grab exercise with the coaching but the more I think about it the more I'm convinced this freebie was his plan all along when the coaching interest simply wasn't there. He's been pushing the coaching for over six months. No one wanted it without a price and never at £2k.
There wasn't great app take up either on black Friday and this cynical plan B will also boost app sales so he's still winning in terms of ready cash. He had no coaching testimonials and assuming he can be arsed with the unlucky ten, he soon will.
Jury is out on whether he'll turn up, put up and deliver but assuming he does and they give good testimonals (🤣🤣🤣)he's then got something to move forward with.
The conniving con man.

Whichever way I look at it, the buyers of his 🐂💩 all need their heads read because he has said for ages he's paying for an RS6 and then yesterday he Gambled do much money. Whether he did or didn't, he told people he had £10k to waste.
I wouldn't trust him with £1 of my money to fetch me a pint of milk.
 
Repeat yourself more John 🤣
What an idiotic move. Shows he has no business plan and zero self-belief! Where I work we sell a quality product which is NOT the cheapest amongst our competitors…but there’s a reason - you get what you pay for.
John’s offering has gone from quality to worthless in one fail swoop.
it just shows his absolute desperation to make some money.
Interesting that £129.99 x 500 =£64,995.00. Take off what he will have to pay his app developers etc…I’m guessing he will still end up with around £60k… is that how much debt you’re currently in John? Is that how much you need for the Audi? Why the desperation to make that amount?

you didn’t sell the app to 500 people last January, I can guarantee you won’t get anywhere near that amount again. People will read the reviews in App Store and SHOULD not proceed.

Sorry for the essay but this guy gets more and more erratic every day. He hasn’t got a clue what he’s doing. He just wants money. If he can’t be arsed to meal prep why should anyone pay him to tell them to do it.
 
He’s overstating the importance of his training to people. So what if there’s a chance to get free training? You got lucky jumping on the meal prep craze, you’re not a PT or a nutritionist. They aren’t bothered because he hasn’t got anything to back it up. Certainly not enough for folk to drop £130 on an unproven app. It’ll be interesting to see if anybody even asks about it in the comments. They certainly haven’t yet. Be amazed if he gets 100 signing up. That’s including the £99 lot.

He remains a curio to the vast majority - some, for reasons unknown, remain sympathetic on a personal level, but they aren’t going to be spending any money with him. Indeed anybody who has appeared inquisitive in the past, he’s treated like tit. If this IS a preset strategy, it’s mental. Sounds like he’s just making things up on the hoof. Constantly changing the parameters. Was selective, now random. Was critical to get things in place now, now it’s starting in Jan. It makes zero sense.

And I repeat - imagine if he had responsibilities. Treating putting a Xmas tree up like he’s been working on the front line for 12 hours.
 
Aka he didn’t have a single response to his £2k “offer” (or some special marketing technique us Fat Karens could never understand)

Also HAHAHAHA
 

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