TMPK #13 King of embarrassing himself

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People ‘live for the weekend’ because they’re working their arse off all week, an alien concept to a lazy fucker with zero obligations like you, I know.

I’ve noticed this a few times that his justification for having no friends is that he’s cut them out of his life. Course you have pal. The reality is that you’re an awful person whose never give a tit about anybody other than yourself. The more I think about it, it’s pretty unbelievable how literally nobody wants to spend any time with him. Maybe he could reflect on why from time to time.
 
Where are all these new bought no sorry collaborated friends for life then? They all have in common that they work for a living.
Not invited them around this weekend? Not been invited over to theirs this weekend? Or any other weekend for that matter John?
Friends for life? That's not what we are talking about at all. They're business acquaintances aren't they Billy NoMates. That's all.
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Christ how many lavender does he need ? Does he realise how tall and wide it grows ? What happened to the research John ? In a few years it will be woody & look a mess !
Just watching him paint that fence , he put a post on fb when he was looking a joiner . Someone commented that they could get him the wood & it would have a lot less knots . I can see what they mean , that fence is full of knots
 
He's going to love the lavender smell. But that's too many plants, too close together. They also need looking after. Keeping in check. But the real test will be how he feels about the many many wonderful bees they attract. There will be so many when they flower all summer (assuming they're looked after to flower). Loves bee pollen so he'd better appreciate those visitors!
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Christ how many lavender does he need ? Does he realise how tall and wide it grows ? What happened to the research John ? In a few years it will be woody & look a mess !
Just watching him paint that fence , he put a post on fb when he was looking a joiner . Someone commented that they could get him the wood & it would have a lot less knots . I can see what they mean , that fence is full of knots
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Snap on that thinking! I have a garden full of many varieties of lavender and they've been a huge learning curve for me. Beautiful but not easy. I love watching the bees.
 
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He's going to love the lavender smell. But that's too many plants, too close together. They also need looking after. Keeping in check. But the real test will be how he feels about the many many wonderful bees they attract. There will be so many when they flower all summer (assuming they're looked after to flower). Loves bee pollen so he'd better appreciate those visitors!
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Snap on that thinking! I have a garden full of many varieties of lavender and they've been a huge learning curve for me. Beautiful but not easy. I love watching the bees.
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I have 2 in my front garden that I brought home from the lavender farm in Jersey & they really have to be kept in check . They can take over my front border very quickly & they started smaller than his & only bought in 2018 . They are absolutely beautiful but need maintaining or they become very straggly & woody . Totally the wrong choice , maybe one or two but certainly not that many . He probably thinks they can be left alone but it won’t be long before they are meeting the window & falling over the path
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There’s 24 lavender ! And why the hell is the shed orange when his batons are light ! Fml he doesn’t have a clue !!!
 
His food looks so bad. If you look back at his “heyday” he was meal prepping food and it looked great - loads of colourful dishes, nicely laid out, really appealing and you can see how it sold him a lot of books and got him a lot of followers.

That “beef” dinner is appalling, I cooked more appetising and photogenic stuff when I was a drink student with £3.76 in my bank. Terrible.

also, what does this even mean? Literally, no idea.
 

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His food looks so bad. If you look back at his “heyday” he was meal prepping food and it looked great - loads of colourful dishes, nicely laid out, really appealing and you can see how it sold him a lot of books and got him a lot of followers.

That “beef” dinner is appalling, I cooked more appetising and photogenic stuff when I was a drink student with £3.76 in my bank. Terrible.

also, what does this even mean? Literally, no idea.
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I think he means… I am waiting at this food truck for food. However I must state, it is not for me. It is for the workmen that are working, on a Sunday, in my garden.
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Starting to get the distinct impression the food looked better and more appealing because it was actually Charlotte who was driving things forward at the time the books were coming out. Now it’s just him, we can see how limited and lazy he is. Talking about a guy who preferred to buy thirty ready meals rather than use his hob and oven.
 
My first thought was the lit shelf brackets 🤣🤣 second was he’s chosen warm white lights and then has the pergola showing white light! -pet peeve!

Just noticed this morning he’s eating Cheese on toast off the dog treat board! Thought he bought a new one from Prozis? 🤮
 

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