TMPK #13 King of embarrassing himself

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ohcomeon99 said:
I see Mr NOTARSED remains incredibly arsed, boring and bitter.

It’s all boring but I always feel forced to respond when he tells another version of the Charlotte story, usually on the back of a question allegedly posed by others and usually passively aggressively abusive. This weeks version is how he only went out with her when she was overweight as he wanted someone to drink with and that she basically had to beg him for sex. Lovely as ever. I’m not even a Charlotte fan and just think the level of post-separation abuse is off the scale. I wish he would just move on, as I’m sure she does.
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Yes this doesn't make sense though as he always said Charlotte doesn't drink or isn't a big drinker... Hardly the right person to go drinking with 🤷
 
GreaseSpot said:
I also forgot to say yesterday when he was ranting about ASA that his words were, 'you don't know what I've paid for and what I've collaborated on'
Spot on you clown. We don't. That's why the ASA rules apply. TO ENSURE HONESTY AND TRANSPARENCY
1. Had you not mentioned collaboration we would assume you'd paid right up until you posted otherwise. So stop showing off and you'll not get it wrong. Simple
2. As soon as you do disclose, you've a legal duty to be honest with followers. Radical concept honesty isn't it JtC?! You're yet to disclose any details. So until you do, it's an ad/collab/gifted. Once you DO disclose, the collab element is an ad/collab/gifted and will be needed to be marked for a long period.
3. If you're going to grift, understand the rules. You're not an exception to them or above them
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Love this! He says he got his TV gifted by LG but has never tagged them and shows it every day (does little else!). Same with Bed, dogbeds etc Posted his garden price/discount but not what elements he’s paying for so everytime he tags the companies surely he needs to declare! He tags a lot of companies without any declarations - even dog groomers! Is that just to support them or cos he gets a discount? Just declare it! Lovely to support small businesses but would suggest of little value when local to him. I also think he’s trying to suggest he does way more collaborations than he does just to imply he has more clout/influence etc. He’s having to justify his follower count as it is just a joke without collabs,sponsors etc even though he has no peers reposting any of his content ….err maybe because there isn’t any 🤣🤣
 
haxlerl said:
Love this! He says he got his TV gifted by LG but has never tagged them and shows it every day (does little else!). Same with Bed, dogbeds etc Posted his garden price/discount but not what elements he’s paying for so everytime he tags the companies surely he needs to declare! He tags a lot of companies without any declarations - even dog groomers! Is that just to support them or cos he gets a discount? Just declare it! Lovely to support small businesses but would suggest of little value when local to him. I also think he’s trying to suggest he does way more collaborations than he does just to imply he has more clout/influence etc. He’s having to justify his follower count as it is just a joke without collabs,sponsors etc even though he has no peers reposting any of his content ….err maybe because there isn’t any 🤣🤣
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Screenshots of him tagging the garden , media wall , curtains . Paragola etc have all been sent to the asa around the middle of Sept so hopefully hear back soon . This is also a response from Prozis off the back of his disgusting stories about why the dogs needed to be in the prison
 

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Fizzy bootlaces said:
He really does hate everything . A modern day Victor Meldrew . Content has been on fire today ! Dog walk , reheating pasta , rant about times on the washing machine & dishwasher .
put the washing machine & dishwasher on before bed ! It’s not rocket science
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Shows how little he has to do when he talks about waiting for either machine to finish. No one waits around you muppet!

Surprised he hasn’t crowdfund for a microwave - why the hell hasn’t he ordered one? - he will have to find room for it somewhere -lose all the Temu 💩 off the counter…?!
 
He’s just a very sad, lonely man who is now paying the price for his toxic personality as nobody wants to spend any time with him. Where are the friends he claims to have? Nowhere. Staying well away. So he either drinks, spouts shite to strangers or gets angry at innocuous things that nobody else cares about.

All the while he’s trying to prop up the wealthy businessman facade and looking where the next cash grab is coming from while grifting appliances and leaving negative reviews if he’s unsuccessful. It’s a pretty sad existence and I’d have sympathy with him if he wasn’t such a monumental bellend.
 
If he didn’t insist on having that stupid recipe book & stand on display at all times he might actually fit a microwave in !
Prioriites all wrong again . Who declares a state of emergency on needing a kitchen island (which has yet to be used ) instead of getting a basic kitchen appliance
 
With John being so clever you’d think he could understand why eco settings take longer but nope! If I was living on my own I wouldn’t even bother with a dishwasher, I’d rather have the cupboard space in that kitchen. Surely he’d only need to put the dishwasher on once every four or five days!
My god he’s a bore,,, must have been lounging on the sofa all day yesterday.
 
Fizzy bootlaces said:
It doesn’t look like it . But hey they decided to do a collab with him . Sound just as bad as him and probably just want the £ rolling in . Not that he’s showcasing their products very well
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Aye, Prozis are dodgy as heck so a match made in heaven. Considering his total lack of motivation to promote then and now trying to hawk bloody Temu, he’s probably making pittance.
 

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gogogal said:
Make me hard 75 John group. There’s only around 7 people posting. It’s a typical JT🍆 group. No one that interested in participating. I’m surprised he’s not said he’ll remove people who don’t post or like 😂
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Ooh 7 out of how many joined! How many will actually be still on track or doing cold showers !! Can’t imagine he’s going to last or he will just lie again!
 
haxlerl said:
Ooh 7 out of how many joined! How many will actually be still on track or doing cold showers !! Can’t imagine he’s going to last or he will just lie again!
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150ish 🤭
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GreaseSpot said:
Didn't he say the front garden was being done yesterday? If so, he's no doubt spent the day getting under their feet just so he can interact with another person. Standby for ridiculous spam stories of him banging on about how wonderful it looks. Even though it doesn't.
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More people to love 🥰
 

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