I never made a fuss about meeting my in-laws (all three sets of them) and in the case of the first two lots, I was pretty glad I hadn't!
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God, why I am watching this vlog-tripe? If I wanted to see endless shots of bleak countryside I could just look out the window. Anyway, here's Tiffany: 'We won't be able to see the whole of Ireland.' No tit, Sher-gonk! 'Aren't these houses unreal?' Nope. They're just not soulless modern boxes painted in different shades of greige. 'That's the first speed bump I've ever seen.' WHAT? 'I don't think I've got the right shoes on.' That's because you are wearing brilliant new white trainers on a muddy country walk, Tiffany. Oh crap, the tinkly piano music is back. I HATE THAT. (And I'm a pianist so it must be bad). 'Everywhere I look there's a view.' Yep. That's called, erm, the world existing. 'You can sit in your car and have lunch on the beach here- incredible.' That is truly a revelation and my life will be all the better for knowing it. Oh, here's a cake with with fifteen ingredients in it. This is obviously going to be giving Tiffany ideas when she gets home, except hers will be full of hash browns, pasta, hot chocolate, ice-cream, chocolate, chicken, cheese, ham, gonks, croissants etc. Did she just say 'This is Aunty Mutton' about one of HA's relatives shortly after talking to a sheep or was that my hearing? I have to say, that HA's family do actually look very nice. I can see where HA gets his friendly nature from, not to mention his endless patience and look of bemused tolerance. Tiffany is now off to church, somewhat bizarrely on Saturday but Aunty Mutton says it's a healing mass. First, she wants first to go and re-visit that kindly farmer and thank him for, well, being a farmer as well as ask to take his sheep home with her - WTF???? Since when was sheep-stealing legal in Surrey? Meanwhile, Tiffany is asking us to look at all those houses with gaps between them! Yes, dear, that's called 'detached', which is what I now must become if I'm to save my soul from any more of this drivel. BEAM ME UP.