Tier 3 Instamums

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She's written, apparently, the most revealing soul-searching bare thing ever. Except she doesn't reveal anything at all. I mean what the hell is she alluding to? Is she saying Shaun's ex-wife/kids/family have been trawling her blog and slagging her off to him? OK, but that doesn't explain why they split up. No-one gives a tit about your happiness courses, tell us what actually happened.
 
Hadn’t ever heard of her so went for a look to see if she was worth a follow- nope! Quite self indulgent and the nasally whine of her voice would annoy me! Also on her comments there are a lot of the instamums giving it “you are the most amazing person in the world” - yawn!
 
She's written, apparently, the most revealing soul-searching bare thing ever. Except she doesn't reveal anything at all. I mean what the hell is she alluding to? Is she saying Shaun's ex-wife/kids/family have been trawling her blog and slagging her off to him? OK, but that doesn't explain why they split up. No-one gives a tit about your happiness courses, tell us what actually happened.
I did notice that- my life is a bit tit, I’ve been unhappy for 2 years but come and do my course where I make you happy?! Huh!? If you’re not happy how do you make ME happy?
 
Alice is pissed off on her stories, people are complaining that her latest blog post is a bit self indulgent without actually saying anything (they'd be right). "You're not paying me £500, I don't owe you." Wowzers.
Woah. But those people who follow you pay for your luxury lifestyle as a result. In that blog post she was basically saying his ex wife didn’t like her. No tit. Wonder if he’s gone back to the ex now his young play thing got boring.
 
I can now believe I have just watched ugg stories, one word CRINGE!


I like UGG she seems to just be doing her own little thing in her own pink alcohol fuelled world and I don’t envy her looking after the 3 girls alone... however today’s stories were just strange and a bit uncomfortable to watch
 
I actually like UGG but I remember the last time she did this segment with the colagin person that it was cringe too. I think UGG gives zero fucks and does it well most of the time, but I think there are a few people who want to jump on her bandwagon and today was awful because the colagin person was not at all natural and it was all very much trying too hard and just weird!
 
The other one that makes me cringe SO MUCH with her fakeness/neediness/general desperation is spikey mama. I liked her info about her daughters autism but the rest is hard to watch.......she LOVES everyone and wants to be everyone’s friend so she’s always trying to make friends and shout people out. She’s desperate to be an insta influencer and be friends with everyone- i wonder if she’s annoyed all her real friends enough that she’s had to try and make new ones?
 
I mentioned mother of five boys before - now on her feed her valentines present from her partner is to pose for an Instagram worthy picture.

That says it all really doesn't it? Time to hit the unfollow button.

Off to watch UGG stories...
 
Oh god, wow.

Genuine question, is the amount of make up ugg is wearing there a piss take (because of the nature of the advert?) It's like a clown? I don't know her well enough to know whether it's an in joke!
 
The other one that makes me cringe SO MUCH with her fakeness/neediness/general desperation is spikey mama. I liked her info about her daughters autism but the rest is hard to watch.......she LOVES everyone and wants to be everyone’s friend so she’s always trying to make friends and shout people out. She’s desperate to be an insta influencer and be friends with everyone- i wonder if she’s annoyed all her real friends enough that she’s had to try and make new ones?

I agree. Spikey Mama is another one who just wants to be loved. Jumps on every good cause bandwagon going whilst at the same advertising her lavish lifestyle, with "look at me/it's all about me" pics, she has to be one of the most vain on instagram & twitter. She was a guest at Harry and Meghan's wedding last year, goes on countless holidays whilst making out how hard her life is bringing up her own children. Her daughter has autism and she has some really insightful things to say about the subject, but it is obvious that she's even using her daughter's difficulties for self-promotion. She also has cringe worthy website of the same name (spikeymama.com) giving out lifestyle advice to other mums, but her life is quite different to the majority of women trying to juggle work, child care and paying the mortgage. She tries to come across as just one of the gang but ends up just being vulgar and fake.

She seems sad and desperate, name drops at every opportunity, I imagine her friends are rolling their eyes. Still who needs real friends when you have a fawning instagram & twitter following to tell you how wonderful you are. I can't decide if she has an exceptionally fragile ego and is going to implode, or whether she is so full of her own self importance that she doesn't give a damn what people think. She's also another one who does not use #Ad.
 
steph don’t buy me flowers lady. Does she belong her? She ticks every box for metropolitan instamum smuggery. Lots of faux self depreciation, bangs on constantly about overwhelm, gin in a tin, large fringe, kitchen disco she’s a full house.

The queen of 'pull up the drawbridge'..... whilst employing help around tbe house.....absolutely!! So painful!
 
Omg is Clemmie Telford MODS single who’re female stalker. Now she had invisible frame glasses just like MOD!!! & CT wants to move to the seaside like MOD!! & they both had brunette blunt fringe bob hair then grew out and highlighted I could go on with so many other things she’s such a copy cat she doesn’t know who she really is!!
 
& yes Steph too annoys me complaining all time but doing cute faces to camera they have NO IDEA OF HARDSHIP!! White middle class women with everything and they still complain. Women have been giving birth and dealing with new norms and children forever they make out like they are pioneers.
And all to sell us stuff
 
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