Flowerstar68
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As serious as the topic was, and I do feel for them as no one should have to go through with it, but watching it made me laugh. He was being all serious and in the background there was a sink plunger on his hob
I was wondering if with all that ultra processed vegan ‘meat’ and mushy peas, they’d blocked the lavvyAs serious as the topic was, and I do feel for them as no one should have to go through with it, but watching it made me laugh. He was being all serious and in the background there was a sink plunger on his hob
Hope you don't mind but you've got the best title for #6 CSI:Oldham TVG The situation is awful.CSI: Oldham. Paul telling Oldham cop shop to answer the phone. The situation is awful, but should he really be on social media recounting everything,
It's bound to be someone the fecker has upset
Absolutely with you on this half of what he says, has been grossly exaggerated at the best of times, so this’ll be exactly the same, he’s making a mountain over a molehill situationI don't completely believe everything Paul says,I completely believe someone is pissed off with him and probably retaliating. I think he loves drama being centre of attention but he will ALWAYS play victim and rarely own up to his failings
I've not heard such a thrilling story since inspector Morse.
There was so much detail left out. What was policeman Tom wearing during this investigation? And what colour were his lovely eyes?
Also...I take exception at Manchester police not manning their phones. It's "peopling" their phones. Jesus Paul get it together.
Anyway I'm looking forward to the next exciting chapter.
I can’t cope, the ending!!! That pause and stare after ‘please be excellent to yourselves’. My husband and I sat in shock then burst out laughing. I’m sorry but give the guy a BAFTA! The drama!!
I fell asleep for 10 minutes, my husband carried on watching without me, then I woke up near the end
Not to belittle the threats he’s received but this is right up there with the ‘orror’ story.
Wasn’t she called Alex, then she went non binary I think or trans, I can’t remember. She always looked terrified of Paul, her nervous laugh and always wanting him to like her. Felt sorry for her. He was vile to her.
Or maybe poor Linda?! Kick his ass Linda!
Sorry, shouldn’t speculate
So have I got this right? He's created so many enemies over the years it could be anyone so he ended up falsely accusing someone who was dragged to the police station. He mentioned "work" and cutting people off. I hope he doesn't harass those women from ageuk because he's getting all paranoid about his past.
What a mess.
So many possible suspects. Doesn’t that speak volumes about who Paul is!
The lady in Aldi who he tried to get fired for putting the boxes the wrong way round? Didn't he have a spat with Boy George on twitter? He's got form. What about a disgruntled allotment guy who nicked his bin lid? A long shot but the woman he called a condescending witch for saying gravy granules aren't plant based?
Poor Tom has his work cut out.
Hope you don't mind but you've got the best title for #6 CSI:Oldham TVG The situation is awful.
The dramatic stares got me and that fkin famous quote of his, which isn’t even his. ‘When someone shows you who they are…….(insert scary stare)…. Believe them’ Oh, we believe you Paul, don’t you worry son.The list will no doubt be a very long one then
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Absolutely with you on this half of what he says, has been grossly exaggerated at the best of times, so this’ll be exactly the same, he’s making a mountain over a molehill situation
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I had a good laugh at this
It was like an episode of CRIMEWATCH
My money is poor Alex
I did say didn’t I that he didn’t have a clue who it actually was and would be falsely reporting someone wasting police time and resources… I hope who he has falsely accused sues the bastard… ( if you’re reading this you have grounds )
All of us tattle folk are probably “ on the suspect list too “
OH god …. The list of suspects really is endless
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That title definitely needs to be used
I’ve not stopped laughing since I read it
Goodness me... the damaWatched a bit of their live tonight. Apparently someone who commented on Paul’s kitchen vlog, also got a message on insta from the alleged stalker afterwards, along the lines of ‘Pauls being arrested for assaulting Jason and he needs to see a psychiatrist’. Not sure of timeframes but that would indicate the police lifted the wrong person surely.
He/she wasn’t wrong though hey? Paul does need an assessment!Watched a bit of their live tonight. Apparently someone who commented on Paul’s kitchen vlog, also got a message on insta from the alleged stalker afterwards, along the lines of ‘Pauls being arrested for assaulting Jason and he needs to see a psychiatrist’. Not sure of timeframes but that would indicate the police lifted the wrong person surely.
Right I'm going to say something controversial. I truly believe that Jason hates most, if not all, vegan processed food. He always says it lacks something in flavour. Problem is Paul has a yellow sticker obsession so Jason has to eat it and pretend he likes it.'Will it muffin?' is back folks. Basically what cheap, yellow stickerd shite can I put on bread? Ssssniffy clearly didn't rate today's crap, but of course eventually had to agree with Fester that it was great. They are couple of muffins....dipped in piss if you ask me!
I know what you mean, I think Jason would embrace the whole food veganism stuff, and he'd look so much better for it roo.Right I'm going to say something controversial. I truly believe that Jason hates most, if not all, vegan processed food. He always says it lacks something in flavour. Problem is Paul has a yellow sticker obsession so Jason has to eat it and pretend he likes it.
I couldn't live like that.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.News in!!
The long awaited Penny The Pigeon Queen now available for preorder but only through the publisher. No sign on Amazon yet.
Quick Google it seems this may be a dodgy publisher "Pegasus publishing". They will accept anything, get you to hand over a lot of money and then do nothing to publicize it. According to trust pilot and Mumsnet.
Mumsnet seems to say avoid at all costs. I can't post a link so please Google.
Interesting. I know nothing about publishing. From what I have quickly read it is likely to be a vanity publisher where you have to hand over a lot of money and then only get a fraction of royalties and you have to do all the publicity etc.. Does this seem to fit with this particular publisher?Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Ahem.
I mean...errrmmm, well done Paul. Well done old chap.
The blurb for the book will absolutely have the parents queuing up to buy.
And who better to publish his 'first book for children, for the children who can read themselves and for the children being read to by their loving parents' (word salad anyone?) than a writer of plays, short stories and poems, including being included in an anthology of Manc poems.
I say this with good grace, having worked in publishing (and know a slush publisher when I see one), and latterly a self-published author on Amazon, selling books on a daily basis.