Those Happy Days #4 Abandoning vehicles is our game, but obviously it’s others we’ll blame.!

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Pontyslapper said:
Well, well, well. Just finished watching the latest load of bollocks. Made a few notes - not all in order mind.

Non-refundable ferry ticket - more proof of his tightness - granted I always by the cheapest non-refundable, but we are always almost portside the night before just in case.
6 year old battery going tits - shouldn't. My old Mitsi Colt was on its original battery and just fine when I sold it - 20 years old.
OK, Cool! & Yeah... - Nana's catchphrases are back and thriving. :rolleyes:
9.50 minutes in - ADBlue warning on the dashboard while he's wittering - 700 or so mile range - thats deffo gonna bite them on the arse! :ROFLMAO:🤑
60mph winds 'downgraded' to 60kmph winds - thats a mere 37mph. 60mph would be touching 100kmph!!
25€ for a night pitch in Brugges - is NOT expensive. Thats cheap as chips.
Chips are NON-vegan.... yet later in the vid, they have them anyways.
Are they closet I'm A Celeb fans? - rice & beans in their one pot, cat puke special. Albeit heavily processed microwave pouch / tinned 'ingredients'.
Leffe - decent mid strength, anything more is 'super-ry' - Trying to hide his alcoholism by claiming wine drinking above 7-8%, yet knows of super strengths and how they taste.
26.50 minutes in - do I detect a hint of a possible copyright breach - using what might be the audio from the church audio guides clearly without permission.
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You've said all the things I wanted to.

I watched it and other half was listening laughing whilst we were hung bashed about on our boat in ‘60kph NOT 60mph’ winds 🙄

We both said we’d have found a park up near the terminal. It’s not like you have nowhere to sleep!!

Also who doesn’t know about the water dumping itself in cold temps? Especially when you’re about to embark on a trip to the arctic 😂
He even says they don’t think they’ll be spending their first night away in the van because of the issue. Why can’t you pick up a few more litres of water from a supermarket?! Any excuse for a hotel.

Another Rosetta Stone ad within minutes. I’ve barely heard them attempt to speak another language other than during these adverts.

The non adventurous beer drinking made me laugh.

They really aren’t going to get far with one hob and one pot meals - already blown a few hundred euros on waffles, chocolates and Frites (that’s what they call chips btw 🙄) So much prepackaged stuff. I’m disgusted by their wastefulness. It’s pure laziness to boot.

I bet he’s seen ‘In Bruges’ once. At one point he refers to the films as Just ‘Bruges’ too I’m sure.

Glad I’m not the only one who is irritated by her ‘ok, cool’.

Urgh why do I do it to myself. I feel wound up just typing this.
 
TheRealGretchen said:
I did note he changed his tune and corrected himself to say “it’s an attempt” to drive to the arctic.
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That means there's no actual intention then. I reckon they might manage Billund, home of Lego in Denmark at a push, before shitting out or the demountable of doom 'failing them'

It took us 2 days with overnights to get down from Billund to Calais - overnighting in Bremen and Ieper. Its a more punishing drive than you'd credit - not making excuses for them, plus our driving only stopped for the toilet - none of your jollying about filming shite or stuffing us faces.

I think they'll also come a cropper on the ferry to Norway situation, if they get that far!
 
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Pontyslapper said:
That means there's no actual intention then. I reckon they might manage Billund, home of Lego in Denmark at a push, before shitting out or the demountable of doom 'failing them'
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Knowing them, they'll rush to Finland and spend one day there before turning around and rushing home. It'll be Munich all over again where they didn't even last for 24 hours.
 
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Back on the bottle already. Büble Alpenbier is a Bavarian beer from the Alps region which doesn't give us many clues as to where they are except for some random Christmas market in Germany.
 
Lovely said:
How are they able to drink so much and so often when they're (apparently) spending hours driving every day? I know we're not seeing them in real-time, but they seem to drink a lot. Although, in Janine's defence, I'd also need to be permanently sloshed to spend that much time in Worzel's company.
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An arrogant twit like him definitely thinks he's in control of the vehicle under influence.
Apart from it being illegal, it's just extremely dangerous and irresponsible. These two never pay for overnight parking, so they're staying somewhere sketchy and unprotected where they might have to leave at any time.
 
November_again said:
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Back on the bottle already. Büble Alpenbier is a Bavarian beer from the Alps region which doesn't give us many clues as to where they are except for some random Christmas market in Germany.
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So an older couple that met them there gave away the location: Cologne.

They're taking their sweet time, it seems. Belgium the day before is only a short drive away.
 
Thought they were going North not bloody East - think they're lost already :ROFLMAO:

My google search just went a bit bonky - I think a copy and paste had them numnuts stored and up popped this.... VAN LIFE EXPERT :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

www.thesun.co.uk

I’ve lived in a camper conversion for two years and it costs more than you think

A VAN life specialist who’s lived in a camper conversion for two years has revealed that life on the road costs far more than you think. Liam Day, 37, lives full-time with his wife Janine, 40…
www.thesun.co.uk www.thesun.co.uk
 
Pontyslapper said:
Thought they were going North not bloody East - think they're lost already :ROFLMAO:

My google search just went a bit bonky - I think a copy and paste had them numnuts stored and up popped this.... VAN LIFE EXPERT :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

www.thesun.co.uk

I’ve lived in a camper conversion for two years and it costs more than you think

A VAN life specialist who’s lived in a camper conversion for two years has revealed that life on the road costs far more than you think. Liam Day, 37, lives full-time with his wife Janine, 40…
www.thesun.co.uk www.thesun.co.uk
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I'm not surprised he thinks van life is more expensive than he expected considering he lives in the spare room of Nanna's parents when not on the road where everything is payed for him and we doesn't have to lift a finger.
 
Is that her "-40" coat? It looks rubbish, doesn't even cover her bum. Looks like she's also got on a thin and nasty pair of white socks under the hideous leg warmers. They aren't going to keep you warm, she looks both a right state and an idiot stood there.
How on earth can they have locked themselves out? It looks like you need a key to lock the door so can't have left the key in it, do they not have more than one key?! If we are away in our van other half and I usually have a key each so if something happens to one the other has the key. As Janine seems to have the intelligence of a toddler I guess she can't be trusted with a key of her own?
 
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