Those Happy Days #2 Those Crappy Days

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Camperfan said:
I cannot imagine using a supermarket for all my poos. Most of the time supermarket loos are minging. What do they do on all these parkups in remote areas, where is the urinal getting emptied then? How does Janine pee into that urinal thing, or does she pee in the shower?! Morrisons are thin on the ground down here in the SW so no wonder they didn't like it down here!
At one point in their vlog it looks like they are at a campsite? There are a couple of caravans in the background and electric hook up points!
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They no doubt empty their pee bottle and grey waste at their stealth camping spots. It's such a major part of van life and they didn't address it in the vlog at all, so probably never even bothered looking up how to dispose waste responsibly.

Also, good luck going back to mainland Europe with that setup unless they start paying for camp sites.
 
The absolute gall of the weapon grade twit - If you decide to get your van built if anything goes wrong you’ll have to return to the person who built it …. What like you did ? Coming from the twats who let everyone they came into contact with tinker with the green monstrosity rather than letting Liam put right any teething difficulties 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
The teething difficulties were solely down to them rushing Liam into a compressed timescale. He said it'd take x, but he had his hand forced by Worzel and his infinitely rising YT stardom.

I wouldn't doubt for a second the gopping bastard would drop his waste down a roadside drain or manhole.... but I guess its more likely to be a open the taps, dash for the drivers seat and bolt off down the road on a rainy day, leaving a tit stain in their wake. Or the completely unsavoury, quiet layby and open the taps, let it out and drive off. I doubt the sweaty stinker even swills out top side properly.

I left a comment, got the boredly given love heart emoji, but no real answer - they know they are dodgy stinkers when it comes to grey/black.
 
Just watched the tips video.

No mention of grey water, just simply nicking water from Morrisons with a cursory exchange with a staffer who was busily working and not paying attention. Guess if Morrisons upper management get wind of this - it'll rightly get stopped. They expect the common motorist to pay up for squirty water or a drop to top off your rad... yet they will happily let Worzel and Nanna nick north of 40 or 50 litres - like duck they will. This will shortly lead to all Morrisons tap boxes being locked up.

I reckon its taps open and away for the grey with these two without doubt.

Most of their vids in built up areas shows them wheels on pavement - a sycophant mentioned this and Worzel dismissed it with a we only do it before we leave in the morning - erm, they were up when you threw yer drone up dull brush, so chances are they were up before you went down for the night so's you weren't leaning in the dip to watch yer film.

I bet the drone isn't CAA registered or they aren't CAA drone pilot tested/registered - blatant no regard for the rules on some of their videos.

Did we really need the internal shots of Morrisons boghouse, or the Onlyfans shower shots - they could be 'closet' swingers/doggers who trade off their YT fame and ability to travel countrywide, though who'd want to willingly bump uglies with Worzel or Nanna.... or even both together 🤮 :sick:
 
November_again said:
100%. I don't know about UK laws but most of their shots would be illegal here and there's no way Janine has a license because that costs money and she'd crumble under the stress of a test.
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Test is piss easy - my lad passed it when he was still in primary, sure he may have been 9 or 10. He was well chuffed, even printed and framed his 'certificate' - then promptly went on to pass the EU one on the French CAA equivalent website in crappy translated English.

The licence costs are pocket money - but thats if you are droning for fun.

I'd say they are droning for business - after all they are having some kind of earner out of it so she's deffo in the tit big time if someone was to drop a short missive to the CAA. I won't because I can't be arsed with paperwork and I have a very distinctive moniker.
 
Pontyslapper said:
Test is piss easy - my lad passed it when he was still in primary, sure he may have been 9 or 10. He was well chuffed, even printed and framed his 'certificate' - then promptly went on to pass the EU one on the French CAA equivalent website in crappy translated English.

The licence costs are pocket money - but thats if you are droning for fun.

I'd say they are droning for business - after all they are having some kind of earner out of it so she's deffo in the tit big time if someone was to drop a short missive to the CAA. I won't because I can't be arsed with paperwork and I have a very distinctive moniker.
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Agree, if they are profiteering and flying in open business spaces they would definitely require liability insurance too. Like they care about any of that though.

Watched the tips, not any clearer on why they are so tit when clearly so knowledgeable - 🤔🤔🤔 hahaha just messing, their knowledge extends to showing how to ponce off everyone and thing they encounter in their so called van-life existence. I’m sorry but it appears to be super, douper sad (depressingly) to travel around car parks, supermarkets and leisure centres of suburban Uk to keep going. Should have stuck to caravan life, they are truly the worst example of open road freedom, travelling and happiness. What an utterly tit way to live.
 
How sad. Imagine investing all your savings and dreams to live what you believe is a free and exciting life to boast about weekly, only to rely on grimy British supermarkets to do your daily poo. The pathetic thing is is if it wasn't a bandwagon to jump on their dim-witted brains combined wouldn't have considered paying someone else to convert a box van. People have been living in van a long time before these two buffoons came along.
 
Sunshine99 said:
How sad. Imagine investing all your savings and dreams to live what you believe is a free and exciting life to boast about weekly, only to rely on grimy British supermarkets to do your daily poo. The pathetic thing is is if it wasn't a bandwagon to jump on their dim-witted brains combined wouldn't have considered paying someone else to convert a box van. People have been living in van a long time before these two buffoons came along.
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And when it's all over, they will have nothing to show for it apart from a few beaches they stayed at for half a day all by themselves on the West coast of England and Wales.
All this freedom that they talk about constantly and they've done nothing with it in 18 months on the road. Not that I think that there's any freedom in driving to a grocery store multiple times a day to use a toilet or walking around in smelly clothes for a week because you can't shower more often.
 
"Worzel and Nanna"...ya gotta laugh! They're always in a hurry to get somewhere and once they get there they gulp down a vegan meal and off they go to the next location. What's the rush? I'd want a much slower pace if I was doing van life. Ok so you don't overstay your welcome but surely that doesn't mean heading to a county or two away every few days? What do you reckon their diesel bill is per month?
 
I can't imagine much more depressing than their existence tbh.
Supermarket carpark surfing. Worried about cars and knocks on the door. Going from toilet to toilet and tap to tap.
Far from having freedom they seem incredibly constrained and tied to the mundane things that everybody else does, just a bit different.
 
Jelly Bean said:
I can't imagine much more depressing than their existence tbh.
Supermarket carpark surfing. Worried about cars and knocks on the door. Going from toilet to toilet and tap to tap.
Far from having freedom they seem incredibly constrained and tied to the mundane things that everybody else does, just a bit different.
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I disagree, I think their existence is more mundane than the average person. The average person does not spend the majority of their time worrying about where to do their next tit, where they're going to sleep for the night, where they can get water and gas. They are so disorganised and frankly thick that they have managed to make van life look like a complete drudgery.
No wonder the van life community think they're a couple of buffoons.
 
EleanorRigby said:
I disagree, I think their existence is more mundane than the average person. The average person does not spend the majority of their time worrying about where to do their next tit, where they're going to sleep for the night, where they can get water and gas. They are so disorganised and frankly thick that they have managed to make van life look like a complete drudgery.
No wonder the van life community think they're a couple of buffoons.
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They also don't give their viewers the escapism that the other van lifers provide. Rushing from car park to car park, the motorway up and down and things constantly breaking is something people deal with themselves and not something they seek out specifically, not when there are channels that show you places you've never been to and experiences that are unique and inspiring.
One day, their audience will get tired of the constant drama and their lack of adventure.
 
So finally watched the latest drivel from Worzel and Nanna - it turns out that Tescofest was just a change from staying at Morrison’s - hold my coat whilst I give up my home and make the inspired move to become a van lifer!!!

It strikes me that because they bottled Europe they now have no content ideas at all, so they’ve resorted to mundane content on supermarkets car parks. Given they can barely function themselves why would anyone with an ounce of common sense take any advice from them?! It’s pathetic, but of course the adoring fans think the advice is “brilliant”….yawn 🤣
 
hardworkinggardener said:
I'm hoping this is the start of an exciting new series of videos based in supermarket carparks. I'm hoping for Lidl this week, then Asda, a posh park up in Waitrose, then a down to earth weekend in Aldi.
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Well at least they are staying in the van overnight unlike Highlands2Hammocks. 'Vanlifers' who have a motorhome but lately have been staying overnight in various self catering accommodation.
 
Van living in London - I hope they confess that they've stayed at a campsite as it very much looks like one, with a caravan and amenity block in the background.
When they were in York he did a story with caravans in the background and hook up posts as well. Hope he has a decent shower while he's there as he's still got last night's eyeliner on in this story 😆
 

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Why can neither of them eat like a normal human being? Who wants a serving of finger tips when biting into a sandwich 🙄

And of course Liam can't let a day go by without posting about trolls
 

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