Thissinglemama #67 Desperate for blue tick, sends Sun stories to do the trick, Mr D still dipping his wick?

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Whatever floats ya boat girl but I thought you had a toy hidden in the bed sheets for that
Crotch pie lololol
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Feet well under the table that's as naff as duck and never used, built by the previous shag who was bought and showered with gifts less than 2 months into a 'relationship'.
That'll be why the new settee has been ordered. Same as when Dirty Dick was on the scene she bought a new bed. She never buys stuff for the house when there's nae man sniffing about.
 
No mention of where Harper is or when she's coming hhome.Harper who?

Did Ehmey put wine in the cottage pie when she made it last time? I dont think she did because parents usually wouldn't if their child was eating it!

I can't believe, but then it is Ehmey, that she has bought fresh veg for 'Mr lover-luba' but throws a pack of frozen veg at Harper!! Plus the bullshit over buying fresh carrots. You were chopping up carrots when you made that stew at your mum's so why make out it's unusual to buy fresh, whole veg, even for you! 🙄😠 You're just a lazy cow who takes every short cut available when it comes to Harper!

She's giddy with excitement playing house with Mr 🥕, the crash will be even more catastrophic on this one when it comes. 🫣🤦🏻‍♀️🥴🤯😱🤡
 
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illybet said:
Think you meant ‘floordrobe’
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We had a chairdrobe.....well the "we" wasn't actually we....it was "himself".....cos he was a lazy twit....I loved him dearly, he was my rock, my soul mate, my best friend....but a lazy twit nevertheless....and I loved it when MY cats slept on the clothes he left on the chairdrobe.....if in doubt get your furry twatlets to sleep on OPCs.....other peoples clothes 🤣🤣
 
He's fallen in tit and come up smelling of cat piss .
Forget your pin number you won't be needing it . Tell your mum you can have her back bedroom back cos you've found a sucker who's got another sucker bank rolling her . Only child too . Only have to pretend for 5 years as he'll kick the bucket and you'll reek of catpiss and father in laws inheritance. We all know that one desperate bleep on fb ... in relationship .. out relationship . I do hope it does last till Christmas mind and he scarpers NY eve with his initial mug and matching Grinch pj's.
 
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