Thissinglemama #134 Mizarpa loves her gifts and gravy, this Christmas time she can always have ‘more’ maybe!

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I don’t post much on here but I’m really pissed off that she’s leaving that poorly cat. She shouldn’t leave her cats anyway but when they’re poorly?!! Ffs she’s so selfish and un caring,she took those cats on,it’s her job to look after them. It really really winds me up,horrible horrible woman 😡😡😡 and there’s absolutely no way she’s got tonsillitis…she’d barely be able to speak and would no way be able to leave the house to get her bloody nails done!!!! I can’t bear people who exaggerate everything,she does t even sound poorly in the slightest. twit
 
Georgie1988 said:
I don’t post much on here but I’m really pissed off that she’s leaving that poorly cat. She shouldn’t leave her cats anyway but when they’re poorly?!! Ffs she’s so selfish and un caring,she took those cats on,it’s her job to look after them. It really really winds me up,horrible horrible woman 😡😡😡 and there’s absolutely no way she’s got tonsillitis…she’d barely be able to speak and would no way be able to leave the house to get her bloody nails done!!!! I can’t bear people who exaggerate everything,she does t even sound poorly in the slightest. twit
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I’m guessing today she’s gonna have any hardly voice in her morning slurp video. She’ll have had no sleep cos she was in pain & tianas farts kept her awake. She’s got a million and one things to do, but she’ll soldier on through just so she can boast I did all this and I’m so ill
 
K4040 said:
Charlie said previously she has her next door neighbour go in and check on the cats, I don’t like how they leave the cats alone, it’s wrong but at least Charlie don’t lie about invisible Imogen cat sitting
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Ahh fair enough. Still not ideal and also someone giving up part of their Christmas to check on someone else’s cat. I know it’s just next door but it’s a responsibility I’m sure folk would rather not have on Christmas Day.
 
Lorny said:
Ahh fair enough. Still not ideal and also someone giving up part of their Christmas to check on someone else’s cat. I know it’s just next door but it’s a responsibility I’m sure folk would rather not have on Christmas Day.
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Yeah it’s such a big ask on Christmas Day, I certainly wouldn’t be cheeky to ask anyone, not their responsibility but I suppose they’ve got no respect or consideration for others like most people
 
Chat gpt gave us this delight 😂

Chorus:
Jingle bells, Aimee smells,
Mizarpa laid an egg!
The cookies burned, the lights all turned,
And Rudolph ran away! Hey!

Verse 1:
Dashing through the house,
In slippers that don’t fit,
Aimee trips and shouts,
“Who left this pile of grit?!”

The egg rolls off the shelf,
Mizarpa’s in a spin,
The Christmas tree falls on itself,
And chaos does begin!

Chorus:
Jingle bells, Aimee smells,
Mizarpa laid an egg!
The cookies burned, the lights all turned,
And Rudolph ran away! Hey!

Verse 2:
Mizarpa starts to cluck,
The egg begins to glow,
Aimee yells, “What luck!
It’s hatching, don’t you know!”

Out pops a tiny frog,
With antlers on its head,
It croaks and leaps into the fog,
Then Santa’s knocked from his sled!

Chorus:
Jingle bells, Aimee smells,
Mizarpa laid an egg!
The candy’s gone, the yaks move on,
And we’re all led astray! Hey!

Outro:
Jingle bells, what a mess,
Christmas gone awry,
With glowing eggs and froggy friends,
We’ll laugh until July!
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Jingle bells, Aimee smells,
Wendy’s lost her mind,
Charlie’s hair’s a sight, her dress too tight,
It’s a Christmas undefined! Hey!
 
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Faith61 said:
Can't compete...but here goes.

Jingle bells jingle bells
Mummy likes a hat.
Everything is "gorgeous hun "
She really is a twit....HEY
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👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣 love it!!
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K4040 said:
Chat gpt gave us this delight 😂

Chorus:
Jingle bells, Aimee smells,
Mizarpa laid an egg!
The cookies burned, the lights all turned,
And Rudolph ran away! Hey!

Verse 1:
Dashing through the house,
In slippers that don’t fit,
Aimee trips and shouts,
“Who left this pile of grit?!”

The egg rolls off the shelf,
Mizarpa’s in a spin,
The Christmas tree falls on itself,
And chaos does begin!

Chorus:
Jingle bells, Aimee smells,
Mizarpa laid an egg!
The cookies burned, the lights all turned,
And Rudolph ran away! Hey!

Verse 2:
Mizarpa starts to cluck,
The egg begins to glow,
Aimee yells, “What luck!
It’s hatching, don’t you know!”

Out pops a tiny frog,
With antlers on its head,
It croaks and leaps into the fog,
Then Santa’s knocked from his sled!

Chorus:
Jingle bells, Aimee smells,
Mizarpa laid an egg!
The candy’s gone, the yaks move on,
And we’re all led astray! Hey!

Outro:
Jingle bells, what a mess,
Christmas gone awry,
With glowing eggs and froggy friends,
We’ll laugh until July!
---
Jingle bells, Aimee smells,
Wendy’s lost her mind,
Charlie’s hair’s a sight, her dress too tight,
It’s a Christmas undefined! Hey!
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Where has it got the eggs from?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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