Thissinglemama #134 Mizarpa loves her gifts and gravy, this Christmas time she can always have ‘more’ maybe!

[K4040]

Well done to @Womblewoo for the new thread title - you have won a half eaten M&S trifle and a festive cardigan 3 sizes too small

Recap

Aimee is still a irritating bleep
She’s ill just in time for Christmas
It’s the season to be pissed everyday (every day is Christmas in pissy pigsty)
Telling people not to worry about what they buy their kids, but she won’t show what she’s bought cos she gets hate & then she shows clips of her huge parcel piles - the big chunky hypocrite couldn’t lie straight in bed!

Let the festive fuckery begin

 

[SarahJessica799]

Love the title

 

[Johnson1901]

Big chunky hypocrite

 

[immaturecow]

When I had tonsillitis I felt so unwell. I certainly wouldn’t be putting makeup on or getting my nails done. I spent most of my time in bed . Also that bleeping outfit is absolutely dreadful. She looks like I do when I come home from work and put my pj bottoms on with my top I’ve had on because I want to get out of my jeans. She’s so clueless

 

[Womblewoo]

Well done to @Womblewoo for the new thread title - you have won a half eaten M&S trifle and a festive cardigan 3 sizes too small

Recap

Aimee is still a irritating bleep
She’s ill just in time for Christmas
It’s the season to be pissed everyday (every day is Christmas in pissy pigsty)
Telling people not to worry about what they buy their kids, but she won’t show what she’s bought cos she gets hate & then she shows clips of her huge parcel piles - the big chunky hypocrite couldn’t lie straight in bed!

Let the festive fuckery begin

Thank you so much, Happy Christmas Eve Eve Eve everyone except the cat piss smelling bleep Aimless with her granny cardi and her elasticated joggers! She’s looking as wide as she is tall these days.

 

[Yousaidwhat?]

She looks is so frumpy in that cardigan

 

[Lulalala]

What’s happened to her. She’s aging like milk. Has she just let herself fully go????

 

[onebeatgo]

I hope she takes that ill cat with her when she fucks off to her mum's for Christmas

 

[K4040]

I hope she takes that ill cat with her when she fucks off to her mum's for Christmas

Not a chance, Shirl don’t want the cats in her house. That’s why she’s done the antibiotic jab so she don’t have deal with daily meds

 

[onebeatgo]

Not a chance, Shirl don’t want the cats in her house. That’s why she’s done the antibiotic jab so she don’t have deal with daily meds

She needs reporting if she does that

 

[ZedsDead]

Not a chance, Shirl don’t want the cats in her house. That’s why she’s done the antibiotic jab so she don’t have deal with daily meds

.....enter the 'family friend and catsitter' who doesn't bother with Christmas. It's probably the wee cleaning lady who lives in the cupboard under the stairs.

 

[blamelesscars]

She’ll need a new sofa again because sounds like that cat will be left unattended all Christmas shitting itself, bet she locks her out

 

[onebeatgo]

.....enter the 'family friend and catsitter' who doesn't bother with Christmas. It's probably the wee cleaning lady who lives in the cupboard under the stairs.

Even with a "cat sitter" I wouldn't want to leave my ill pet, it doesn't sound good whatever the poor cat has

 

[ZedsDead]

Even with a "cat sitter" I wouldn't want to leave my ill pet, it doesn't sound good whatever the poor cat has

nope, nor me. I have one cat and if he even had a touch of the runs I wouldn't be leaving him, had cats all my life and when the third eye becomes visible like hers it's clear there's something wrong.

 

[Popsicled]

And here we are - bingo card cat sitter has magically reappeared for Christmas!

 

[K4040]

And here we are - bingo card cat sitter has magically reappeared for Christmas!
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Bullshit, she’s said that cos someone on here said she wants reporting. If the cat sitter ain’t leaving the house, WHY DOES GREGGY BOY NEED TO POP IN?

 

[Faith61]

And here we are - bingo card cat sitter has magically reappeared for Christmas!
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That mysterious family friend who gives up her Xmas to stay there and look after her five cats....piss off..I don't and never have, believed a word of it
ETA...even IF there was such a wonderful family friend ...if my pet was ill, I would be cancelling my plans, simple as that!

 

[onebeatgo]

That mysterious family friend who gives up her Xmas to stay there and look after her five cats....piss off..I don't and never have, believed a word of it
ETA...even IF there was such a wonderful family friend ...if my pet was ill, I would be cancelling my plans, simple as that!

Or they simply just go to her house?

 

[Popsicled]

That mysterious family friend who gives up her Xmas to stay there and look after her five cats....piss off..I don't and never have, believed a word of it
ETA...even IF there was such a wonderful family friend ...if my pet was ill, I would be cancelling my plans, simple as that!

Exactly that - no NORMAL person leaves an ill pet to go off to piss it up with her slag of a mother for 3 days do they?

 

[Wee Toots]

If she asked me to give up my own Christmas in my own house to go to her hovel with a cat who's ill, while she's swanning off getting pished and eating everything in sight she'd be getting told a big fat no. If this family friend is sitting herself why can't she have Christmas at hers and invite the poor soul, if they actually existed which they don't.