Thissinglemama #133 5 fake friend, 4 escaped men, 3 double chins, 2 potential dads and a smashed up Halloween tree

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K4040 said:
And annoying grandma and auntie.. only nice one in that family is Ralph. Seems the females in that family are all fucked up annoying twats
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Even Greg the wallet was annoying me going on about that wine! He annoys me the way he enables her behaviour too and obviously doesn’t let her stand on her own two feet! Can’t stand him either! So definitely only Ralph is the nice one in that whole family.
 
Womblewoo said:
Even Greg the wallet was annoying me going on about that wine! He annoys me the way he enables her behaviour too and obviously doesn’t let her stand on her own two feet! Can’t stand him either! So definitely only Ralph is the nice one in that whole family.
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Yep, old wallet sounds a right wet fart doesn’t he?Sorry but anyone who shops at Majestic and thinks they are a wine expert make my sides split, anyone of any decent expertise buys their wine from wine sommeliers or direct from the vineyard!!
 
Popsicled said:
Yep, old wallet sounds a right wet fart doesn’t he?Sorry but anyone who shops at Majestic and thinks they are a wine expert make my sides split, anyone of any decent expertise buys their wine from wine sommeliers or direct from the vineyard!!
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He looks like a wet drip as well, bet Shirl had him wrapped around her finger just like aimless does now. Majestic is just like oddbins in the 90s 😂
 
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The face only a Mother could love 🤢
 
Lorny said:
If she had had tonsillitis a ‘quadrillion’ times surely she wouldn’t have her tonsils anymore?! I’ve had tonsillitis once and I knew all about it!! I’ve had plenty of bad throat infections but that bout of tonsillitis absolutely floored me, the pain was unreal. Certainly wouldn’t have been doing any unnecessary yapping on TikTok.
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They’re quite reluctant to remove tonsils I believe. I had mine removed when I was 27 because they were so enlarged they were touching even when not infected.
She’s got a sore throat (I’ve woken with the same this morning). But tonsillitis sounds better and get more sympathy and attention.
 
I had my tonsils out a few years ago after getting tonsillitis every few months for years. Most doctors just threw antibiotics at me but one looked at my tonsils and said they’re meant to get smaller as you get older but mine hadn’t . I once had to have a practical assessment when I was at uni doing primary teaching and I had tonsillitis but my horrible tutor said I had to go in. The sweat was dripping off my face when I was teaching and straight after the assessment I went home and cried lol. Ended up leaving the course before finishing but I still remember how awful I felt that day
 
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g321 said:
I had my tonsils out a few years ago after getting tonsillitis every few months for years. Most doctors just threw antibiotics at me but one looked at my tonsils and said they’re meant to get smaller as you get older but mine hasn’t. I once had to have a practical assessment when I was at uni doing primary teaching and I had tonsillitis but my horrible tutor said I had to go in. The sweat was dripping off my face when I was teaching and straight after the assessment I went home and cried lol. Ended up leaving the course before finishing but I still remember how awful I felt that day
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Oh bless you! Every time I had a flair up, I’d feel like I was in a dream/daze and constantly on the verge of passing out. I had it constantly ans a kid, then one doctor when I was 13 told me it was just viral, so I never sought treatment. Treated with OTC sprays and lozenges. It wasn’t until I was around 25 when I nearly collapsed that they realised all those years where I’d been getting it had actually been tonsillitis and my tonsils at that point were so enlarged and basically defunct that they had to come out. Actual Tonsillitis is not nice.
 
HumanPerson said:
Oh bless you! Every time I had a flair up, I’d feel like I was in a dream/daze and constantly on the verge of passing out. I had it constantly ans a kid, then one doctor when I was 13 told me it was just viral, so I never sought treatment. Treated with OTC sprays and lozenges. It wasn’t until I was around 25 when I nearly collapsed that they realised all those years where I’d been getting it had actually been tonsillitis and my tonsils at that point were so enlarged and basically defunct that they had to come out. Actual Tonsillitis is not nice.
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I really sympathise with you, I’m so glad you got yours out as well! 🩷 did you find the recovery of the op horrendous as well? I’m so glad I got them out but my god those two weeks were hell 🤣
 
g321 said:
I really sympathise with you, I’m so glad you got yours out as well! 🩷 did you find the recovery of the op horrendous as well? I’m so glad I got them out but my god those two weeks were hell 🤣
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The pain was manageable as I’d had worse with tonsillitis but I ended up with oral thrush from the amount of antibiotics and baby ibuprofen they gave me. That was the worse bit lol. 😂 Off Topic (sorry) do you still suffer with throat infections? I get them still frequently and laryngitis. I was told I’d get those more now as no tonsils there.
 
They're just snobs. There was a test conducted before with so-called expert wine critics and they couldn't tell the difference between Aldi wine and the best in the world apparently. It's all for show and pretentious bullshit. Something is only worth what people are stupid enough to pay for it.

Aimless and her father would suck on woman juice if they thought the rich were doing it. It's so sad! If it tastes nice to you, drink it. And don't worry about it.
 
ChubClubThug said:
They're just snobs. There was a test conducted before with so-called expert wine critics and they couldn't tell the difference between Aldi wine and the best in the world apparently. It's all for show and pretentious bullshit. Something is only worth what people are stupid enough to pay for it.

Aimless and her father would suck on woman juice if they thought the rich were doing it. It's so sad! If it tastes nice to you, drink it. And don't worry about it.
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Majestic isn’t anything special. It’s a retail store. She makes out she doesn’t drink wine though …. But buys it by the case load 😂

ETA: I personably dislike wine/prosecco/champagne and her detailed taste tests would definitely not influence me to buy it (or any other tit she recommends).
 
ZedsDead said:
The eyeshadow blobs....
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I thought the pushing up of the eyebrow hair had gone out of fashion. Looks like they need a trim 😂
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K4040 said:
The state of her ballbag eyes!!

Can’t believe they did her nails in the state they were, just shows they don’t care about hygiene or safety!

She looks like jevohahs witness dress in that cardi 😂
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Those nails won’t last five minutes on her manky lifting finger. You can see the nail lifting off the nail bed, so why her salon even touched her I don’t know.

And her skin is red round the nail bed. That’s not normal either
 
HumanPerson said:
Majestic isn’t anything special. It’s a retail store. She makes out she doesn’t drink wine though …. But buys it by the case load 😂

ETA: I personably dislike wine/prosecco/champagne and her detailed taste tests would definitely not influence me to buy it (or any other tit she recommends).
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She was always seen with a red wine in shot in the early days, I doubt much has changed. She used to have cases of white claw piled up, remember those days? 😂 I like a good drink, I like most things, but she's 100% an alcoholic the amount she puts away
 
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