Thissinglemama #133 5 fake friend, 4 escaped men, 3 double chins, 2 potential dads and a smashed up Halloween tree

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The nail tech that’s going to willingly put a fake nail on that dodgy one needs sacking
 

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Aimee recommending drinks to have over Christmas 🤣
"I can't recommend a favourite wine as I'm not a massive wine drinker..." 😳 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are you sure about that statement, Shamey?
From what we see, If it's got alcohol in it, you're happy to chug it down! 🥴
In fact you, I reckon your mum and your sister don't even bother to use your mobiles to call each other anymore, you just hold a wine bottle out the front window and twist the Cork and they both come running! lol 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♀️🤣
 

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FeralShaz86 said:
Aimee recommending drinks to have over Christmas 🤣
"I can't recommend a favourite wine as I'm not a massive wine drinker..." 😳 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are you sure about that statement, Shamey?
From what we see, If it's got alcohol in it, you're happy to chug it down! 🥴
In fact you, I reckon your mum and your sister don't even bother to use your mobiles to call each other anymore, you just hold a wine bottle out the front window and twist the Cork and they both come running! lol 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♀️🤣
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I was about to say, she doesn't really like red wine.....seriously, she's a bloody lush, just like her twit headed mother
 

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Oh my, that dress looks more like a 'working girl's' dress, so tacky.
It looks even more tacky is she really thinks she looks a million bucks' in it too.
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ellmac said:
When she says the cat has a dodgy tummy do we take that to mean the house is stinking of cat tit ? That’s gonna be a nice mess to clean for the Boxing Day hangover when it’s been left to tit the place for 2 days ……
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❤️ Love that for her! 💩💩🎄💩💩
 

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Johnson1901 said:
I wouldn’t pay £3.30 for a strawberry trifle in Morrisons so there’s no way I’d pay £15 but then again it is a mega trifle 😂🤔
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I only ever buy trifle at Christmas but don’t think I’m bothering this year as we had so much waste last year. I don’t see the point of overbuying & I don’t wanna end up half a stone heavier cos I’ve eaten like a family of 4.

Mega trifle for the mega bleep
 
Womblewoo said:
She’s treated herself to the biggest bleeping trifle you have ever seen but yet she won’t eat it all herself! Yeh love we believe you!

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How is she going to share that trifle with her Dad when she's going to be at Shirls from Christmas Eve on Tuesday?
Her Dad will probably visit only once before then and he definately won't eat half of that trifle in one sitting, so who will?
You guessed it, No Appetite Ehmey! 😆
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K4040 said:
I only ever buy trifle at Christmas but don’t think I’m bothering this year as we had so much waste last year. I don’t see the point of overbuying & I don’t wanna end up half a stone heavier cos I’ve eaten like a family of 4.

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All my family are on keto and I’m watching what I eat cus of munjaro and my husband is on a health kick, because everyone is doing so well, we’ve all collectively not brought as much tit this year.
I usually start letting the kids open Xmas snacks and chocs from the 1st December but this year no one has really been arsed
We all spend Xmas eve and Xmas day together for food but Boxing Day at our own homes and I’ve just got some iceland picky bits to do a spread

Feels strange not having a fridge full of tit as well as my cupboards but it’s better for my bank account.

I could never spend £15 on a trifle unless it was one for our whole family to share. She’s just really wasteful
 
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