Thissinglemama #133 5 fake friend, 4 escaped men, 3 double chins, 2 potential dads and a smashed up Halloween tree

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Christ it’s that‘s the case old Shirl twit hat is stumped - she has a pint of wine on nearly every shittok she posts!!
A pint? Or a ….

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So she’s basically saying, she’s done absolutely duck all today, except the school run and the uber order? Which warrants a takeaway cos this sore throat is stopping you from cooking.. nah duck off!
What happened to TIME CONSHUMMMINGGGGG work? And you’re feeling down cos you’re on your own at Christmas, you’re not being invited out out to Celebrate and no man would wanna touch you with someone else’s!

 
So she’s basically saying, she’s done absolutely duck all today, except the school run and the uber order? Which warrants a takeaway cos this sore throat is stopping you from cooking.. nah duck off!
What happened to TIME CONSHUMMMINGGGGG work? And you’re feeling down cos you’re on your own at Christmas, you’re not being invited out out to Celebrate and no man would wanna touch you with someone else’s!

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She struggles to shop everyday as its for Harper not her.
Shes absolutely pathetic
 
So she’s basically saying, she’s done absolutely duck all today, except the school run and the uber order? Which warrants a takeaway cos this sore throat is stopping you from cooking.. nah duck off!
What happened to TIME CONSHUMMMINGGGGG work? And you’re feeling down cos you’re on your own at Christmas, you’re not being invited out out to Celebrate and no man would wanna touch you with someone else’s!

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She’s down cos she is suffering the effects of the alcohol, she’s not well cos her diet is poor, and she’s having another take out?! Ok
 
'can I still eat that ' about the bread - have a bleeping word. It's not Victorian Britain and your loaf has been handled by some diseased waif. Put it in the bloody freezer if you're concerned it'll go stale but honestly the pretend ooo I'm so ditsy I don't know what things mean or what to do makes me want to bleeping scream
 
She’s the height of bleeping nonsense. Eating a McDonalds in bed with her daughter because she’s feeling rubbish? Not sure about anyone else but when I’m feeling ill a McDonalds would be the last thing on my plate, and she wonders why she gets ill. Is it the herpes? I mean I know the lack of any goodness in her life contributes massively, but does the herpes impact too?
 
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