Thissinglemama #118 Puffy nips and fishy eyes constantly spouting out lies

[Chloe123456]

Why am I single she wonders…

 

[Leighanne02]

I honestly don’t get what was so funny about the comments!

Her puffer fish face is the only thing funny

 

[essence_of_rock]

She sounds so wooden on the Tesco Ad. It’s like listening to a 5 year recite their words for a play.

 

[Leighanne02]

Who ever edited this AD may want to proof check before posting. The voice over goes off towards the end?

How....pathetic.....can.....you....get..

Anyone who follows her knows she goes looking like an absolute woman! She buys more than 1 bag each time...she doesn't use a fake voice....she claims stuff is on clubcard price when it isn't.....she never leaves Tesco with alcohol.....she always forgets what items are called..
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Well done Tesco for having this absolute state promoting for you
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[mumz]

She sounds so wooden on the Tesco Ad. It’s like listening to a 5 year recite their words for a play.

What’s really funny is she wrote the script hahahahaha

 

[Leighanne02]

The fact she puts out a Tesco ad on Charlie's bday says it all!

 

[ayeayecaptain]

There’s a surprise Charley had to take Ralph to Tesco cos he asked to buy her a present.
Couldn’t they even help sort that for him?

 

[immaturecow]

Go to Aldi aimz, could get all that for a tenner

 

[Leighanne02]

There’s a surprise Charley had to take Ralph to Tesco cos he asked to buy her a present.
Couldn’t they even help sort that for him?

But yet harper got a card to write out for egg donor of the year!! They are actually disgusting! My sister is a single mum.to 4 boys currently in her 3rd year of nursing and works another job part time! Every year me & my mum make sure we take the boys for mothers day presents bday presents & Xmas we never go overboard they get 5 pounds each to get her whatever they wish!!

Them both are utterly disgusting not even sorting her a little something from Ralph! Vile.vile.pair

 

[Bec3007]

There’s a surprise Charley had to take Ralph to Tesco cos he asked to buy her a present.
Couldn’t they even help sort that for him?

Don’t be silly, Ralph isn’t as important as wee winkle is. The sad thing is Ralph genuinely wants to buy his mum a present and wee winkle was probably forced to because she’s a selfish wee sod

 

[ayeayecaptain]

But yet harper got a card to write out for egg donor of the year!! They are actually disgusting! My sister is a single mum.to 4 boys currently in her 3rd year of nursing and works another job part time! Every year me & my mum make sure we take the boys for mothers day presents bday presents & Xmas we never go overboard they get 5 pounds each to get her whatever they wish!!

Them both are utterly disgusting not even sorting her a little something from Ralph! Vile.vile.pair

There was also a present aswell as the card for Harper to give her.

 

[Leighanne02]

There was also a present aswell as the card for Harper to give her.

Yeah sorry thought I said card & present x

 

[Popsicled]

Her best QVC voice on that Tesco ad - utter shite!
And why the foooookn is she was her pj”s when Hamper has a friend round for tea?? Absolute skanky cow!!

 

[Curtaintwitcher45]

The Tesco advert was so funny because her robotic sales woman voice sounded exactly like the videos on Mine the Hippo page

 

[IfImHonesht]

Well... she fucked that tesco ad didnt she.. it cuts off before she finished she cant do anything right at all

 

[ayeayecaptain]

I see Mumsy is now singing the praises of Tesco

 

[Flowerpotts]

See Tesco are dirty deleting comments. They will soon realise that their new ‘influencer’ collab will mean a full time job for their marketing team to monitor comments as they are using such a well liked creator!!!

 

[ZedsDead]

Shirl, 'because you can get everything you need under one roof from Tesco'

 

[gossip_geeewww]

I’m sorry but if she kept passing out at school and work from extreme pain her mum should have been taking her to the drs for regular tests as that’s not normal .. or was it that fake passing out u do to be dramatic lol

But she’s never passed out… she said so for the DVLA

 

[Leighanne02]

Shirl, 'because you can get everything you need under one roof from Tesco'

What a cabbage