Thissinglemama #116 Skippy skips, Chippy chips, Wonky lips & expanding hips

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She'll push through it for a goody bag in London but not when it comes to a proper solo break, no mummy or Beefy, with her daughter.
duck off Aimee. Show us your £400 a night hotel you've booked and takeaway / room service food you've ordered like you always do.
It looks like the hotel could be Nobu but i could be so wrong as just got it from the light behind her so it could be anywhere. i follow katieselfemua on tt who is going too and she is wearing jeans and said they not been told a dress code. Didnt pissymama say dress code is pink
 
Ah thanks guysso skankymama is going to the maybeline glitterbox event

Can't wait to see if those pesky studio/kitchen lights will be following her to the Maybelline Glitterbox event in London tonight?
I wonder, when she slithers into these events and someone comments that she looks different from her TT's, does Ehmey use the "its the pesky lights and being filmed in different angles" excuse when she's in her kitchen? 🤔

Maybe all the TT slugs see her standing at the bar alone, quaffing down glasses of free prosecco and appertisers down her gullet (and into her designer clutch bag for later) while holding on tight to one of the freebie goody bags from the event and some of the other TT slugs are looking at her trying to work out who the hell is that chubby, over dressed & made-up scrag at the bar and is it worth their while to be photographed with her to gain a few followers?
Probably not, as all the other SM Slugs at these events do exactly the same thing and filter-to-feck their social media posts to look younger, thinner, tanner and more attractive, so none of them recognise each other!!! 😂

Meanwhile.......

On totally different note, I've worked out today why Ehmey always buys that bread in the orange packet and calls it the "Best bread in the world" - it's because its got her name all over it......THICK CUT! 😂🤣😂🤣
 
Can't wait to see if those pesky studio/kitchen lights will be following her to the Maybelline Glitterbox event in London tonight?
I wonder, when she slithers into these events and someone comments that she looks different from her TT's, does Ehmey use the "its the pesky lights and being filmed in different angles" excuse when she's in her kitchen? 🤔

Maybe all the TT slugs see her standing at the bar alone, quaffing down glasses of free prosecco and appertisers down her gullet (and into her designer clutch bag for later) while holding on tight to one of the freebie goody bags from the event and some of the other TT slugs are looking at her trying to work out who the hell is that chubby, over dressed & made-up scrag at the bar and is it worth their while to be photographed with her to gain a few followers?
Probably not, as all the other SM Slugs at these events do exactly the same thing and filter-to-feck their social media posts to look younger, thinner, tanner and more attractive, so none of them recognise each other!!! 😂

Meanwhile.......

On totally different note, I've worked out today why Ehmey always buys that bread in the orange packet and calls it the "Best bread in the world" - it's because its got her name all over it......THICK CUT! 😂🤣😂🤣
It must be a misprint there's no N in "cut" 🫢
 
Amy has to make up dramas and lies because her life is so boring she has nothing to share. She doesn’t go to work or socialise with friends, doesn’t go to the gym, don’t even think she leaves the house unless it’s to go shopping. Can’t imagine how boring a conversation with aimless would be. No wonder the men leave, imagine staying with a woman who doesn’t leave the house other than to spend hundreds of pounds
 
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