Thismummystory #6 Coco is still a brat and Rodge has left the chat

[youareannoying]

she chats some sh*t

 

[Rainbow1]

How many sausage rolls do her kids actually eat a week?

 

[ozblackcat]

How many sausage rolls do her kids actually eat a week?

485. But they’re vegan so therefore it’s a health food

Man didn’t realise it’s nearly time for a new thread! George you are the shite gift that keeps on giving
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She's so stupiddddddddd. That's because it's mindless eating... For someone so anxious she really doesn't give a tit about her kids' relationship with food

Completely agree. Just because your kid eats tit whilst mindlessly watching tit on tv does not mean you have cracked parenting you nugget

 

[Kellyg]

She's so stupiddddddddd. That's because it's mindless eating... For someone so anxious she really doesn't give a tit about her kids' relationship with food

she chats some sh*t

Some??
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Who the duck has a sausage roll early morning as a second breakfast??

 

[thispagemakesmegiggle]

Some??
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Who the duck has a sausage roll early morning as a second breakfast??

Someone who’s mother is more interested in posting 50+ stories a day on social media than actually spending time with them.
How long before the eldest starts realising his mother is off her head?! Before one of his friends watches her online with her boob in her 6 year old daughters mouth and it’s screenshot and printed all over school?!

 

[Bluesmartie_99]

Some??
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Who the duck has a sausage roll early morning as a second breakfast??

Someone who gets up at 4am? Pretty much dinner time by then

 

[Raa]

Tomorrows expectations - rodge has kids so stupid mirror selfie saying ‘had to get out the house’. Then ‘eat with me’ aka make a stupidly large lunch take 2 bites and bin the rest… drum roll… will it be weetabix slop or overfilled bagels with 2 bottoms and 2 tops !!

 

[ozblackcat]

Tomorrows expectations - rodge has kids so stupid mirror selfie saying ‘had to get out the house’. Then ‘eat with me’ aka make a stupidly large lunch take 2 bites and bin the rest… drum roll… will it be weetabix slop or overfilled bagels with 2 bottoms and 2 tops !!

So difficult to transition into a weekend of mirror selfies and “please eat with me because I have phone friends only”. But at least we know she’s got this and she’s holding us and we know you’re a mama if…

 

[Lurker82]

Tomorrows expectations - rodge has kids so stupid mirror selfie saying ‘had to get out the house’. Then ‘eat with me’ aka make a stupidly large lunch take 2 bites and bin the rest… drum roll… will it be weetabix slop or overfilled bagels with 2 bottoms and 2 tops !!

Nailed it

 

[Rhiannexo]

‘Don’t be scared’ mamas

from a woman who can’t say no to a 2 year old asking for snacks and a suck on her pancakes at 2am
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Why is she acting like Plato all of a sudden. Who on earth buys this tripe?!

Go ‘live, life, love’ with some real people and not your phone camera you weirdo middle aged YouTube wannabe

Just looked at this my 10year old son has this jumper

 

[Kellyg]

Someone who gets up at 4am? Pretty much dinner time by then

This is true
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Tomorrows expectations - rodge has kids so stupid mirror selfie saying ‘had to get out the house’. Then ‘eat with me’ aka make a stupidly large lunch take 2 bites and bin the rest… drum roll… will it be weetabix slop or overfilled bagels with 2 bottoms and 2 tops !!

Nailed it

 

[ermwhaaaat]

Thismummystory #7 - Living off weetabix, solo parenting thrown in the mix. Needed to hear this, 3 of my kids don’t seem to exist.

 

[Purplepeople]

Breaking news people…toddler wakes later after going to bed after 6pm.

Wow…rocket science! I mean, I’m a big believer in the whole sleeps begets sleep when they’re babies and later bedtime doesn’t necessarily equal later wake time. But sorry George, a two year old is of course likely to wake at silly O’clock when they have two naps a day and go to bed at 6pm.
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Thismummystory #7 - Living off weetabix, solo parenting thrown in the mix. Needed to hear this, 3 of my kids don’t seem to exist.

Well this is perfect

 

[Hereforthedrama124]

From all her chat I thought she’d be putting her down at 7:30 or you know….a normal toddler bedtime. 6:45 rather than 6:30? Wow stunning & brave

My girl is three months younger than cocomelon & I’d only put her down at that time if she was up early & hadn’t slept. Given coconut still has at least 2 naps a day she doesn’t need to go to bed at 6:30.

can’t tell this pleb anything though because she’s got this mama

 

[Kellyg]

I'd still be pissed off at that wake up time

 

[sasbeep]

When is she going to acknowledge that cocopuffs bedtime is blood ridiculous! My daughter sleeps brilliantly and has a full day running around at nursery and the only time I would ever put her to sleep at 6:30 is like maybe once a month because she had no or an incredibly short nap.
Coco rarely has an active day, she sleeps in the buggy at random points in the dad like a newborn! She’s not going to be tired enough to sleep 12 hours so 6:30 is always going to result in a stupid wake time.

What’s the gap between Grayson and coco? I swear she didn’t put Grayson to bed at 6:30 when he was cocos age.

 

[Babblestheduck]

What’s the gap between Grayson and coco? I swear she didn’t put Grayson to bed at 6:30 when he was cocos age.
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she sleep trained Grayson

 

[Em312]

Coco is now older than Grayson was when she was born. Gap is about 2yr 3m.

Grayson was not getting this babyish treatment when Coco was born, he was pushed aside and ignored for the new baby.

 

[Raa]

She’s actually wasting away those trousers look loose and I bet they’re only a 6

 

[ozblackcat]

She’s actually wasting away those trousers look loose and I bet they’re only a 6

Her toes are giving me the absolute ick