thewelshrunner & kellogs_ontherun #8 ALL IN running in the Buff; you’ll get a PB if you WANT IT enough

Kelly has been going all in on Amsterdam 26.2 training, how will the day go?

  • DNS - excuse is the usual illness or another a&e trip

  • DNS - nothing mentioned ever again

  • DNF - balls to the wall for 13mi at BQ pace and blows up

  • DNF - injury

  • By some unicorn miracle a BQ happens

  • Sub 4h

  • Just over 4h

  • 4:15

  • 4:30

  • 4:45

  • 5h

  • >5h

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Something kicked off at Titts Towers a couple of weekends ago...the one where neither of them ran- Titts had an "unplanned rest day"and Kells had a "digital detox"...Since then she's barely run and he's calmed down on the Strava info front...unless he's now running quite literally in the buff and back to zero fuelling. I'd put money on something kicking off between them!
 
Fraggle Rock said:
Something kicked off at Titts Towers a couple of weekends ago...the one where neither of them ran- Titts had an "unplanned rest day"and Kells had a "digital detox"...Since then she's barely run and he's calmed down on the Strava info front...unless he's now running quite literally in the buff and back to zero fuelling. I'd put money on something kicking off between them!
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Long time lurker here - agree with this 100%!!!
 
Fraggle Rock said:
Something kicked off at Titts Towers a couple of weekends ago...the one where neither of them ran- Titts had an "unplanned rest day"and Kells had a "digital detox"...Since then she's barely run and he's calmed down on the Strava info front...unless he's now running quite literally in the buff and back to zero fuelling. I'd put money on something kicking off between them!
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I am 50/50 with her being honest in that post. I think he has thrown his toys out of the pram and has called her in as his fuel mule. She is getting all the insta love and attention, Bester is flying (according to him- not us, he is a twat of the highest order in my eyes) and tits wants some of the action.

She is clever enough to know what to write when and this is it. She doesn’t want a rest. Her shitty fuelling and running when having hypos is evidence to that. She has been told what to do by the control freak of all control freaks.
 
Well you awesome bunch - I’m pretty sure we all know that she doesn’t actually want a rest Or that not racing Valencia is what she feels is the beneficial thing to do. Something has forced this change of heart. Whether a big fall out with titties. Whether an injury. Whether because she knows to fail (yet again) at a BQ when running is her full time job would be beyond embarrassing. Or whether she just likes to be consistent in her DNS approach to marathons. (At lease something she’s consistent with 🤔🤣)
Who even knows?. It’s not for us lovely lot to question. We’re only there to admire and fawn over the athlete that she is. 🤔🤣
 
irunforfun said:
I reckon she’s injured, as well as something going down that weekend. There’s been even less talk of seeing anyone irl - even Jemma has stopped liking her posts. Something is going on for sure! (And what a waste of money all these DNSs).
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Agree, I think she's carrying an injury or a niggle, and something must have happened that weekend, why else would Tits not run?? Maybe she's had enough of his training plans getting them both injured and she's going to running club to see how the other half train.

ETA, Jemma was out for dinner with mrs_led_runs and another Instagrammer and Kelly wasn't there, wonder why? And I wonder if they talked about her 😂
 
She’s reposting everyone fawning comments about her dishonest “sometimes you need to step back” post.

She’s making out as though she’s invented the wheel. We’ve been telling her for months to stop. Her fawning idiot fans are now lapping up what she is saying, making out she is the world’s expert on running. Give me strength.

She runs after hypos, she does no strength training, she does pointless double runs, she has no concept of running at an easy pace and above all she can’t pace during a race and she’s with a twat who thinks he knows better than every other coach out there.

They both need to take a break. From running. From Instagram. From showing their smug faces to everyone.
 
I was going to say it’ll take one big thing to force them to step back but if a stress fracture isn’t it, I don’t know what is.
It’s very child-like this obsession with Instagram fame; the likes, the fake engagement etc. It’s not what most “normal” adults crave in life and I think it drives their ridiculous running “goals.”
But I also think the Instagram bubble is bursting and soon they’ll be forgotten. Gifting for a lot of people seems to have slowed off recently, even for the bigger Instagrammers.
 
snapdrag0n said:
I was going to say it’ll take one big thing to force them to step back but if a stress fracture isn’t it, I don’t know what is.
It’s very child-like this obsession with Instagram fame; the likes, the fake engagement etc. It’s not what most “normal” adults crave in life and I think it drives their ridiculous running “goals.”
But I also think the Instagram bubble is bursting and soon they’ll be forgotten. Gifting for a lot of people seems to have slowed off recently, even for the bigger Instagrammers.
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I think we will see a lot of freebies dropping off soon due to cost of living.Why send people loads of free stuff then get next to no custom back from it, I mean who’s seen anyone drink Moju shots that that they paid for!
 
She pulled out of Valencia at short notice last year, can't remember what excuse she gave, sick child? But it became apparent soon after that it was because Titts was off to Kenya and she needed to be about for child care. Are people thinking that once again he's playing the trump card and as it's now his A race she can't run as needs to film/do child care/be his supporter? He's a grade A c#nt but she chose him!
 
Camp mates I can’t tell you how excited I am about the prospect of Titties fucking up at Valencia. That wet lemon will fluff it, I know it. It’s defo rocky at casa del cunts, something has kicked off. Perhaps Kelly has shut down the lab in which Tits is making his home made gels? Or perhaps she suggested he eats some carbs? Or maybe they both have injuries and it’s handbags at dawn. Either way, it’s time to stock up on the popcorn 🍿
 
runderpants said:
Camp mates I can’t tell you how excited I am about the prospect of Titties fucking up at Valencia. That wet lemon will fluff it, I know it. It’s defo rocky at casa del cunts, something has kicked off. Perhaps Kelly has shut down the lab in which Tits is making his home made gels? Or perhaps she suggested he eats some carbs? Or maybe they both have injuries and it’s handbags at dawn. Either way, it’s time to stock up on the popcorn 🍿
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I am HERE. FOR. IT.

Sub 2.25?

No way. With homemade tapioca gels he’ll be lucky to get sub 2.30.
 
Camperfan said:
She pulled out of Valencia at short notice last year, can't remember what excuse she gave, sick child? But it became apparent soon after that it was because Titts was off to Kenya and she needed to be about for child care. Are people thinking that once again he's playing the trump card and as it's now his A race she can't run as needs to film/do child care/be his supporter? He's a grade A c#nt but she chose him!
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Didn’t she go quiet and then it’s was about a week or two later she just came out with it? Sure it was the whole Garmin giveaway fiasco that she was doing and no one ever saw who won or where it went
 
Well if today’s stories are anything to go by, he is working harder than anyone has ever worked ever. He is banking miles and sessions for a fucking marathon and she is biking alongside him, filming him for his massive ego.

Totally convinced her Valencia got binned for his shitty attempt. Matt, you run for fun. You are not an elite (you are fast, but you aren’t an elite). Stop with the work, diary of a ceo, failure, motivation bollocks. Clean your house, bring up the kids, run to clear your head and get on with life. It’s shit for everyone, some more so than others right now but actually it’s shit for everyone. You need to look at yourself, pause, look around and then maybe take a minute before you post your working hard bollocks again.
 
zetta buttons said:
Well if today’s stories are anything to go by, he is working harder than anyone has ever worked ever. He is banking miles and sessions for a fucking marathon and she is biking alongside him, filming him for his massive ego.

Totally convinced her Valencia got binned for his shitty attempt. Matt, you run for fun. You are not an elite (you are fast, but you aren’t an elite). Stop with the work, diary of a ceo, failure, motivation bollocks. Clean your house, bring up the kids, run to clear your head and get on with life. It’s shit for everyone, some more so than others right now but actually it’s shit for everyone. You need to look at yourself, pause, look around and then maybe take a minute before you post your working hard bollocks again.
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His Strava is a joke too - what kind of a coach pushes through a 35km ‘session’ when they feel terrible even in the warm up? The only trophy he’s going to get is a shiny MRI to show off his latest stress fracture.
Can’t believe anyone pays to be coached by this clown.
 
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