Thesocialmama.xo #6

[Gieyourselfashake]

I question this every day. Her house is just so weird I can't work it out. It's like she lives in a corridor or something. So cold and sterile. Those carpets look clatty.

Feel like she’s coated everything in one of those massive tubs of cheap matte white paint and it’s full of brush strokes too .

 

[Yolo_polo]

Me too

She’s tried to follow me

 

[Walnutss]

I question this every day. Her house is just so weird I can't work it out. It's like she lives in a corridor or something. So cold and sterile. Those carpets look clatty.

It's the way they sit in those chairs like the way u sit in a hospital waiting room

 

[Citygirlgonecountry]

Bizarre but does DDOG have a wardrobe in her living room?

 

[Clementine]

Wait so your not going to be papping your wean off to a distant pal that lives 45 mins away? Yeah u cant be a mama then hen sorry x

I am getting balloons though, it’s what ma Granny would’ve wanted. Actually surprised funeral balloons aren’t a thing yet.

 

[BespokeBiatch]

So AD must be blocking people who view her stories but don’t follow her cos I’m blocked

Happens to the best of us lol

 

[TalkOfTheGram]

I'm guessing she's even reading here then, talking about this.

I am getting balloons though, it’s what ma Granny would’ve wanted. Actually surprised funeral balloons aren’t a thing yet.

Gap in the market... Who's taking the opportunity?

 

[Instainsta]

Why is that Maw saying her wean is like Jlo? How do these nutters all find each other

 

[Chatterbox2412]

I can’t deal with the way DD speaks/writes.
Her daughter is about 3 - why is she saying she winches her picture sometimes, just say she kisses it. Also all the wee captions on pics with things like ‘ya wee fanny’ about her kids - makes my skin crawl.

 

[Ardnocklife]

I hope DD does read here, so this is directly to you: Sort your absolute mess of a life out and focus on being a half decent maw. The “food” you are feeding your children is an absolute disgrace. You clearly have some spare cash to fill your own gut with endless takeaways and those pathetic fizz sticks. I have honeslty never seen any mother feed their tiny babies the crap you do, honeslty!! And that excuse of a man of yours is just as bad for letting you away with that. It doesn’t even matter if it’s pouches or jars, but McDonald’s, hot dogs, chocolate pancakes and juice at 7 months old? You’re pathetic.

 

[Ronniedazzler]

I can’t deal with the way DD speaks/writes.
Her daughter is about 3 - why is she saying she winches her picture sometimes, just say she kisses it. Also all the wee captions on pics with things like ‘ya wee fanny’ about her kids - makes my skin crawl.

It's the 'coupla wee skanks' for me

 

[Emjc92]

Why is that Maw saying her wean is like Jlo? How do these nutters all find each other

Who the hell is this ?

 

[Tricia Doll]

I can’t deal with the way DD speaks/writes.
Her daughter is about 3 - why is she saying she winches her picture sometimes, just say she kisses it. Also all the wee captions on pics with things like ‘ya wee fanny’ about her kids - makes my skin crawl.

It's horrible. She was not brought up that way, as I've said before. Her mum must be mortified, because she's very polite and well spoken.

Who the hell is this ?

Eccie Jaw Misfit Maw. A howler of a woman.

 

[Walnutss]

I am getting balloons though, it’s what ma Granny would’ve wanted. Actually surprised funeral balloons aren’t a thing yet.

Dont u dare give them ideas

 

[Ronniedazzler]

Aimee is missing being the topic if conversation...she just mentioned the amount of times she says 'emmmmm' and Tricias talking about it....have we talked about it? She wants us to.

 

[Ek2209]

Aaaand right on cue there goes Aimée promoting DuoMax ffs hahaha

 

[teagenie22]

Oh look there’s Aimee with her duo max gifted gift bag

 

[Clementine]

Dont u dare give them ideas

#balloonsforthebereaved

Sorry if my humour offends anyone, you know that point when you need to laugh or you’ll start crying and won’t stop?

 

[Fandan]

So AD must be blocking people who view her stories but don’t follow her cos I’m blocked

I actually followed her and unfollowed her cause she was boring me.
Been blocked anyway

 

[Ronniedazzler]

I actually followed her and unfollowed her cause she was boring me.
Been blocked anyway

Just wait until she realises it's not only the people that don't follow her that thinks she's a dick.