Theonlygirlinthehourse #5 Braggy, beige, bore

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

Do we ever see her wearing these new clothes she buys? She appears to wear the same stuff all the time.

 

[creamQueen]

Pretentious Asshole! Bet she returned that waistcoat!

 

[Cottesmore Girl]

No massive GCSE results reveal. Wonder how the boys did? Suspect from the " numbers are only a piece of paper...blah blah" post, not very well.

 

[KeriRhys]

Yet again another topless picture of her underage sons!!!
So weird...

 

[Amamam]

No massive GCSE results reveal. Wonder how the boys did? Suspect from the " numbers are only a piece of paper...blah blah" post, not very well.

Yup, if Hugo had passed his resits she would absolutely be shouting about it...

 

[RonDonLongLegs]

I get it must be very exciting for them as a family for Bruno to be playing professional football on TV but does she have to bang on about it quite so much. This is about the fifth story about it today. He’s only on the bench as well

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

I get it must be very exciting for them as a family for Bruno to be playing professional football on TV but does she have to bang on about it quite so much. This is about the fifth story about it today. He’s only on the bench as well

Who is she going to share the excitement with, if not internet strangers? She doesn't have family or even many friends, does she.

 

[Cottesmore Girl]

The striped dress on today's post is actually quite nice...but why cover it with a huge sweater AND a waistcoat? She looks pregnant in all those layers! (and she's actually quite tiny) Why??

 

[Abi da Walker]

She just happened to forget all her clothes while she’s away shopping with her boys… whatever will she do?! Couldn’t have planned it better Jess.
And that picture of C picking his nose is vile.

 

[GAC37]

Wow so revolutionary - going away for a few days with your kids, who would think of that? Gosh Jess you are a supermum . Big bloody deal. I bet Russ loves it on his own!

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

A chance for her to buy even more baggy beige clothes then

 

[littledd]

So she likes taking the kids to different cities in the UK and the first place they go to is Nike where they can do that where they live! What about the culture/museums/buildings etc?
This is just an excuse to pay for the boys attention!

 

[RonDonLongLegs]

I guarantee she didn’t even forget a whole bags worth of clothes, she probably left one jacket/item on a hanger at home and decided to make a whole thing about it. There’s no way that second suitcase is just filled with toiletries - who needs a whole suitcase of toiletries and underwear for a long weekend

 

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

She was at the Nike outlet at Bicester I'm pretty sure. Right next door to Bicester Village - will they be able to resist the urge to go there I wonder

 

[Avocadoontoast]

She has literally posted a video of H pulling his trousers down as he walks. What an utter prat. I’m a secondary teacher and I’m pretty sure that fashion went out a while ago. And an idiot walking//shopping with family with air pods in the ear. Is he a taxi driver or something?!

 

[Blondejenius]

I see H is still channeling Beppe from Eastenders.

 

[GAC37]

she’s so weird.

 

[Cherrypie32]

She’s obsessive about her children. We get it, you’re proud, who isn’t

 

[maytoseptember]

Another half naked photo of a teenager.

There’s no way she isn’t trying to show off about how tall/tanned/athletic he looks

 

[GAC37]

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Another half naked photo of a teenager.

There’s no way she isn’t trying to show off about how tall/tanned/athletic he looks

She clearly doesn’t see how inappropriate it is. Imagine if they were girls and she did the same - surely people would comment but no they just feed her weirdness and ego.