Themumlife_styled #2

[SweaterWeather]

The glasto edit is embarrassing. Outfit 1 the only half practical one and that was ripped totally from Kate Moss. disclaimer she’ll be wearing wellies if it’s muddy. You might be rethinking it all babe. I don’t think you’ll be wearing white lace flares that drag in the floor or a sequin dress that wellies will kick mud up and perhaps a bra with the waistcoat. She’s in for a shocker. It’s going to be muddy as duck.

 

[Lottieinthesuburbs]

Christ. How long til she deletes this?!

 

[Tweetypie]

“You came out the toilet the other day”. Classy

 

[PinkFigs]

She can’t just go on a night out/to a festival/on a ski trip/on holiday and enjoy it. She has to dance around, make herself the centre of attention and get pissed. She really thinks she’s hilarious but it’s embarrassing to watch and I bet all her ‘friends’ get sick of her attention seeking behaviour. I bet she also talks about herself constantly.

also, does she get all her designer stuff free from places like Coggles? She’s always saying ‘oh I picked up these Zimmermann shorts’ or something else super expensive. If she genuinely had the money for the pricey stuff she buys they’d live in a footballer‘s wives type mansion with a pool, not a bog standard new build

 

[Cloff]

Women like this make me rage!
“morning rituals”
what? Having a cup of tea on a beach towel using the latest trendy phrase!
How long do you think this twit took positioning her carefully curated (another trendy word) shot
do duck off

 

[SavvyBee]

It’s bleeping tea in a tent, get over yourself you knob! She’s going to be unbearable this weekend and then this time every year forever more with the “take me back to Glasto” memories.

 

[PinkFigs]

I bet the shorts she’s got on stink after being stuck up her fanny for 3 days at a festival

 

[SweaterWeather]

those denim Y-fronts are awful. She had to buy a jacket there . Is she thick? When it was hot she really forgot the weather changes and it gets cold at night, rookie mistake. Didn’t see her wearing the lace flares either. Funny that. Looks like they just headed to the druggy dance tents yesterday too. VIP life + so often go hand in hand…

 

[ophelia1990]

God she’s insufferable. Her entire life is filming herself pretending to have THE BEST TIME EVER. Did she even watch any bands?
I can’t even imagine how their days went “just film me throwing my head back and pretending to laugh”…”hey can you film me dancing soooo spontaneously over here”. duck off love you’re too old for this tit.

 

[SweaterWeather]

So she got scammed on VIP tickets and looks like they the. blagged it in some way as that Jessie May was saying glasto gate crashes or something. She had some awful pics of Katie on hers looked rough as hell.

 

[Exhaustednurse]

More fool her for trying to get Tickets through that route. Typical influencer behaviour.
Can’t possibly get tickets the hard earned, difficult way like the rest of us.
The photos are fake as anything.

 

[PinkFigs]

Her mate looks like she’s wearing a bridal veil. To a muddy festival. Yes hun, we get it! You make lace clothes! But you don’t need to wear them all the time!

 

[BedheadEd]

Her voice is utterly awful. I had no idea she was quite so chavvy sounding

 

[PopTarte]

Her voice is utterly awful. I had no idea she was quite so chavvy sounding

It’s really awful. Her video from glasto was so bad too… it all seems so fake. The laughter, the dancing walking etc.

 

[PinkFigs]

I think she must be one of those that was spoilt as a child and repeatedly told she was amazing, as she has such a high opinion of herself

 

[SweaterWeather]

That story doesn’t make sense. Went for a girls weekend at Babington House with all her glasto gear?! ?! bleeping thinks we were born yesterday. This is everything glasto shouldn’t be. I’m surprised they let her in, talk about coachellafication

 

[Exhaustednurse]

Maybe they got ‘spun’ in to Glastonbury in the back of a van

 

[SweaterWeather]

It just doesn’t ring true, she names and shames Zara for not letting her return something and yet she hasn’t mentioned the name of the company that did her out of “hundreds” of pounds because of a ‘fraud’ investigation. Yet days before she still did Glasto edits knowing by then she didn’t have tickets. What about the registration process? Shame on glasto that You can just rock up at Babbington House and flash your fanny to some new “contacts” and get in. It’s BS. I was going to say flash your tits, but it’s Katie….

 

[Exhaustednurse]

Thing is Katie likes to portray that she is absolutely loaded with the Chanel carrier bags. If she was that wealthy then she could have bought hospitality tickets, which include accommodation either on site or certainly closer than Babbington House

Something very strange about the story.

 

[Exhaustednurse]

Also on the Ibiza lace women’s stories she mentions ‘Glastonbury day 2 gatecrash’.
Odd turn of phrase.