Themumlife_styled #2

[PinkFigs]

Can’t believe she is skiing and letting her kids ski with no helmets! She says it’s because they weren’t planning on skiing today so didn’t have the helmets with them but surely in that situation you’d just tell them No!

 

[Lottieinthesuburbs]

Can’t believe she is skiing and letting her kids ski with no helmets! She says it’s because they weren’t planning on skiing today so didn’t have the helmets with them but surely in that situation you’d just tell them No!

Nah, it’s whatever looks best for the gram. Who cares if they’re safe! She’s probably half cut on rose.
I’ve got a feeling her eldest daughter is a nightmare. She already seems very fond of herself.

 

[PinkFigs]

Nah, it’s whatever looks best for the gram. Who cares if they’re safe! She’s probably half cut on rose.
I’ve got a feeling her eldest daughter is a nightmare. She already seems very fond of herself.

Doesn’t she just! Like mother like daughter

 

[SweaterWeather]

Shall we do a sweepstake on how long before she’s #ad crew? She’ll no doubt start on TikTok - I’ve seen loads of Kent tweens posting GRWM shite.

 

[Spaghetti2000]

Shall we do a sweepstake on how long before she’s #ad crew? She’ll no doubt start on TikTok - I’ve seen loads of Kent tweens posting GRWM shite.

I’m guessing not that long given how much she’s flogging her on instagram lately. All that best friend bollocks.

 

[PinkFigs]

I don’t want to be unkind about a child, but her daughter is not model material. Neither is she, tbh

 

[Lottieinthesuburbs]

The eldest daughter has Grant’s face. Is she claiming to be a model?

 

[Dollyp]

She is mini me of Grant

 

[SweaterWeather]

Where is she now and why isn’t she saying it? She was back a day from drinking and taking selfies in the snow…oh I mean “skiing”

 

[SavvyBee]

She’s in Marrakech, a gifted stay at the Mandarin Oriental if you don’t mind (only about £1000 a night right now!)

I really feel like she needs to pick a lane - she’s born and bred south London, one minute she’s getting pissed in her living room dancing to garage, doing press for Matalan and hanging out with the likes of Jess Wright. The next she’s Madame Boheme with tassels bigger than her head, swaying to Stevie Nicks, wearing top to bottom crochet and swanning around Marrakech in a kaftan pretending to be cultured.

 

[Lottieinthesuburbs]

She also likes to flex about her grandad’s big house up north!

 

[BorisBear]

Jesus I’ve just stumbled on her page.. what a glorious life but awful teeth

 

[PinkFigs]

No way will it be hot enough in Morocco to sit around in a swimsuit.

 

[SavvyBee]

No way will it be hot enough in Morocco to sit around in a swimsuit.

It’s 26C so plenty warm enough! Also even if it wasn’t, gotta wear the Hunza G so she can post an aff link to Coggles because she’s had Soooooooo many messages guys!

 

[PinkFigs]

It’s 26C so plenty warm enough! Also even if it wasn’t, gotta wear the Hunza G so she can post an aff link to Coggles because she’s had Soooooooo many messages guys!

Got to show off the bony fanny somehow

 

[Dizzy]

I mean I do love Hunza G - they really are THE most comfortable bikinis but the light colours are such bad buys because you can't actually wear them in the water unless you wanna flash yourself. (They go see through when wet.....)

 

[PinkFigs]

I mean I do love Hunza G - they really are THE most comfortable bikinis but the light colours are such bad buys because you can't actually wear them in the water unless you wanna flash yourself. (They go see through when wet.....)

I’m glad you posted this as I was going to order one in the next few days! I’ll go for a darker colour just to be on the safe side!

 

[Dizzy]

I’m glad you posted this as I was going to order one in the next few days! I’ll go for a darker colour just to be on the safe side!

Definitely avoid the white, yellow, cream and any of the very pale colours. I have the bright green, the orange and bronze and they’re fine.

 

[LennonRoad]

She definitely had a good eye for some nice pieces and photography style etc I’ll give her that

 

[HaileyJames]

Is she crying over a school run? I totally get what she means about the temporary traffic lights - I have 3 sets on my road alone, as well as a road closure, but I haven’t been reduced to tears over it.