TheLongMum #3 Life couldn't be harder, I ponder from Lake Garda...

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"I can't be arsed going into shops anymore" but will probably record herself flirting with her reflection in the mirror in a chazza changing room tomorrow and again on Thursday.

The way she says "rot in bed and/or make a reel"... love its been a double bank holiday and the rest of us have kids on a sugar high climbing the walls, there's no option to rot in bed, or to make a reel. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she managed to get that stuff for herself off vinted but failed to get the kids even a chocolate egg. And yes my first thought on seeing her say `'rot in bed" was has she been dumped again? I guess we'll know if she goes to the chazza warehouse this week.
 
I thought that too, she's been dumped. Face like a slapped arse, apparently been languishing at home in bed all weekend despite being on a train on Thursday. The girls dad needs to be the one claiming child maintenance, he's done the donkey work this Easter holidays while she's laid about feeling sorry for herself. Absolute joker.
 
That story screams "I'd rather be anywhere else but here with my children" and it's only like the third day she's had them over easter? The rest of us are fighting for our lives and her biggest annoyance is that she was trying to film her miserable face and her children had the nerve to want her attention? Also she's openly admitted on insta she screams in their faces soooo....
 
Oh look, a pub lunch for the kids. For someone who's skint, she sure knows how to piss money up a wall. Pack a rucksack with ham sarnies and go for a walk in the sunshine for gods sake. The Easter hols and there's been like 2 photos of her and the kids actually out of the house, and the rest have been of her slapped-arse face moaning about anything and everything. Don't get me wrong I'm counting the hours til they're back at school aswell, but I've worked through the entire holiday doing a combo of cheap holiday clubs and WFH with headphones on so I can't hear Fortnite blaring. She's spent half of it alone in bed wanking. It's been a breeze Anna!
 
Oh look, a pub lunch for the kids. For someone who's skint, she sure knows how to piss money up a wall. Pack a rucksack with ham sarnies and go for a walk in the sunshine for gods sake. The Easter hols and there's been like 2 photos of her and the kids actually out of the house, and the rest have been of her slapped-arse face moaning about anything and everything. Don't get me wrong I'm counting the hours til they're back at school aswell, but I've worked through the entire holiday doing a combo of cheap holiday clubs and WFH with headphones on so I can't hear Fortnite blaring. She's spent half of it alone in bed wanking. It's been a breeze Anna!
Totally agree.
And looks like she's about to get rid of the kids for the weekend again as she's decided to share that she's on her period for the weekend. I'm assuming nature is cruel because she's not able to sleep with her fella at the weekend 😐
 
Totally agree.
And looks like she's about to get rid of the kids for the weekend again as she's decided to share that she's on her period for the weekend. I'm assuming nature is cruel because she's not able to sleep with her fella at the weekend 😐

If pastimes are anything to go by she will be talking about all the anal she did at the weekend come Monday.
 
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