Thefatfunnyone #2 Fat but not funny she’s just rather gummy now give Jess all ya money!

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She just doesn’t seem equipped to deal with parenting. She seems to like the idea of having children but takes very little pride and enjoyment in nurturing them. She thought that making some pizzas at home was a revelation, like come on!!!

She’s absolutely shocking!

And here it is... “sponsored by kickers” because that’s just what we need atm. To be sold expensive school shoes for all the kids that can’t go to school and for all the parents you’ve lost jobs and have no incomes!
 
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I’m gonna sound like an absolute witch.. but why would you do a whole video on the bedroom/nursery when it looks like sh*t.
Stained carpet - I’m alright thanks... wrinkly world map... again, I’m ok thanks.. curtains tied with ribbon that look awful.
My house isn’t perfect by any stretch... but I don’t vlog about it either... baffles me

....and an ikea unit as a changing station that definitely is not wide enough... shes thick
 
TheOnlySB said:
I’m gonna sound like an absolute witch.. but why would you do a whole video on the bedroom/nursery when it looks like sh*t.
Stained carpet - I’m alright thanks... wrinkly world map... again, I’m ok thanks.. curtains tied with ribbon that look awful.
My house isn’t perfect by any stretch... but I don’t vlog about it either... baffles me

....and an ikea unit as a changing station that definitely is not wide enough... shes thick
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No, you’re not a witch. The nursery looks tit! 🤣 You think she would have tidied up before she recorded a video in there.
Also what’s with her voice? The gangsta voice has gone and now she’s talking like a baby (I’m aware she’s talking quietly because she has Jason on her front) but even so it’s not her usual accent!
 
InstaFamousDoesntCount said:
No, you’re not a witch. The nursery looks tit! 🤣 You think she would have tidied up before she recorded a video in there.
Also what’s with her voice? The gangsta voice has gone and now she’s talking like a baby (I’m aware she’s talking quietly because she has Jason on her front) but even so it’s not her usual accent!
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It is some weird accent she’s put on isn’t it: she’s constantly playing a role. She’s been watching to many mummy vloggers, she will never make it as a YouTuber or family vlogger person because she lacks the aspiration, the creativity and personality to back it up.

The engagement on her lastest AD is so low. She just has zero ability to sell on Instagram as she comes across as so disingenuous and fake. There’s some form of undiagnosed personality disorder going on OR she is just that plan stupid and delusional that she thinks she’s successfully making content people want to see, or more to the point, will feel encouraged to put there hands in the pocket and buy the items she’s endorsing. Never going to happen Jess. Spend your time on those you love rather than chasing this silly dream, it’s getting embarrassing now.
 
TheOnlySB said:
I’m gonna sound like an absolute witch.. but why would you do a whole video on the bedroom/nursery when it looks like sh*t.
Stained carpet - I’m alright thanks... wrinkly world map... again, I’m ok thanks.. curtains tied with ribbon that look awful.
My house isn’t perfect by any stretch... but I don’t vlog about it either... baffles me

....and an ikea unit as a changing station that definitely is not wide enough... shes thick
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The nicest thing about the nursery was the wall sticker thing. "we've kept the wardrobe really organised“ opens it up. I'm expecting baskets a la hinch. Nah. Loads of crap in the drawers! Don't get my wrong my boys drawers aren't organised but I don't round announcing that they are. It's really made ma laugh.
Also the arrangement with the cots sounds weird. One this way, one that way it would do my head in!
Why aren't the girls sharing.... Surely that makes so much more sense?
Curtains are lovely but just get some tie backs?? Like literally order them from ebay!
 
I don't follow her anymore as she turns my stomach but got nosey and watched the nursery tour. She should be ashamed of herself. All the effort and money (?prob gifted) she threw at the kitchen then she has a nursery that feels she just has no heart in it. Dont understand why the girls aren't sharing either. Maybe lay off the holidays jess and buy done tie backs for your kids curtains!
 
Gonefishing29 said:
Or do they?? I wouldn’t be surprised if this one is dodging the tax man in some way. Or claiming benefits alongside the Ad work.
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it’s a tax loophole - most contractors do it and it means you pay minimum wage on your earnings and take a dividend instead, it’s perfectly legal but will be closed down to an extent due to IR35 coming in.

i’ve just seen the nursery tour - I’m cringing for her - what happened to the ghetto voice Jess from the endz? Why would you not put your girls together? Why would you show something off that looks so tacky and poorly done?
 
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