Thefatfunnyone #2 Fat but not funny she’s just rather gummy now give Jess all ya money!

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She’s changed her bio from Motivational Speaker to Digital Creator. Ahahahaha what an absolute gong I cannot cope. Can you imagine living inside her head? 😂😩

Anyone: Hi Jess, so what do you do?

Jess: Oh I’m a digital creator *flicks hair, twerks, shakes tits*

Anyone: Oh right, what’s that then? What do you create?

*pause*

*long pause*

*longer pause*

*distracting close shot of scrunched up face with huge eyes and frizzy bun*

*furiously taps into google looking for the definition*

*more pause*

*tits again*

*changes bio to Manifestation Consultant*

*blocks Anyone*
 
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God now she wants to give tips on being made redundant and getting a new kitchen debt free (interest free instalments are debt free). It’s very simple, if you’re on the beg as much as she is and you buy some followers then maybe you too can get some freebies? 20k debt free in 5 years isn’t really a big thing when half of the tit you have is cos your in-laws pay for it including your holidays and kids crap. Everyday her gummy face gets even more desperate. Next she will think she is Martin Lewis!
 
duck off.
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notyourhunhun said:
I didn’t realise how many bloody holidays she’s had this year!! Mexico, Vegas, New York & Gran Canaria !! And two of those were without kids !! Robbing a living from Instagram obvs pays well!! Makes all her budgeting crap even less credible, a normal, average family would never afford those holidays in one year.
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Not to mention Santorini - she's full of BS. Now way they afford those holidays on one income and whatever Instagram work she sells her kids and self respect for. Trev's family definitely pick up the tab.
 
Haha 'beauty budget'... she sure makes up a lot of tit. Suddenly everything has a budget now. Gotta keep eBay happy right Jess. First rule of budget club you need a large budget to buy your starter pack from eBay. Second rule is insert the word budget before any normal family spends, beauty budget, bog roll budget, burger budget.....

Herself, house and kids look an absolute state. Where's the cleaning and washing budget at??
 
I suspect she’s borrowed extra money when she took a home improvement loan out to do her house up and has probably spent a lot of that on holidays.

Ontop of that she’s doing insta Ads whole desperately trying to make people believe the only reason she has all these extra opportunities is because she stuffs money in envelopes and budgets well. Bullshit!!!
 
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