janiceswig
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“Getting a lift” but sits in a car park with the engine aff and talks about herself the whole time.
James Corden must be shitting himself.
James Corden must be shitting himself.
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Serpent weaves her tongue
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I've never "indulged " in one of these recordings she does , a bit of sick comes in my mouth every time I see the words "Getting a lift "
janiceswig
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She seems like a sweet person but she overshares her daughter. She’s like what, 10? It’s too much — in the next year or so she’ll be going to high school and this sort of thing can have a big impact on bullying etc. I can’t imagine being a preteen nowadays - you’ve got almost no privacy and your parents can just publish your image and private details all over the internet.
Its just the sheer desperation to be recognised on instagram and selling her wean and private life to do so that gets me.
She’s desperate to be an influencer. Absolutely desperate.
Serpent weaves her tongue
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LondonCalling272
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She’s not a regular mom, she’s a cool mom. 
Serpent weaves her tongue
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Serious question: does she ham up her accent ?
janiceswig
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Not if you hear her talk , she's been offered googlebox and said no
Imagine it
Her and boaby watching the tele on gogglebox , episode of coronation street showing, someone faints in it.
“That paaaayure reminds me of this time in the bank….”
Think it’s when the jaw dislocates, it raises the pitch of it.
Serpent weaves her tongue
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What a circus trick that is , being able to dislocate your jaw
Yeah he must be bored shitless with the tales from the bank
janiceswig
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“Haaaaaaaallooooooo ma weeeeee heeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnn”
“Ever visited a baaaaaank? I used to work in a baaaaaank”
“Ever visited a baaaaaank? I used to work in a baaaaaank”
janiceswig
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Whatever happened to no getting into strangers motors?
Pointandlaugh89
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Omg cant believe ive found a thread on this absolute fandan. I dont know what annoys me most about her... the calling of her man big boaby when his names keith 
janice 
her jaw when she talks
or her absolute over indulged spoilt pain in the hoop sprog
janice her jaw when she talks or her absolute over indulged spoilt pain in the hoop sprog Serpent weaves her tongue
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I'm so glad someone else thinks the kid is a spoilt little madame, she needs nipping in a bit , it's little wonder big boaby is bald , I reckon he had a afro before these twoOmg cant believe ive found a thread on this absolute fandan. I dont know what annoys me most about her... the calling of her man big boaby when his names keith
janiceswig
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Another McDonald’s for J-Lo, I think she’s trying to get that wean a Ronald McDonald endorsement
Pointandlaugh89
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Shes always eating shite and thats rubber gub janice reigning her in apparently lol
teacake247
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Biscuits and chocolate marshmallows for her snacks today 
Pointandlaugh89
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And not liking custard creams, that confirms what i already knew shes a fanny. Who doesnt like a custard cream
janiceswig
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“Go and stand outside the motor and eat that so I can use it for content”
Woman would sell her granny (and her grannies bleeping chips) to be relevant on social media.
This is a woman in her 50s btw.
Woman would sell her granny (and her grannies bleeping chips) to be relevant on social media.
This is a woman in her 50s btw.
Serpent weaves her tongue
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I'm sick of the car chat , same tit different day , her kid must be sick of it aswell , sitting there while her other rambles and pulls faces to her phone ,
janiceswig
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Honestly, every time I watch her stories I feel utterly mortified for her.
absolutely no talent, no “content”, just utter drivel, complete and utter drivel.
absolutely no talent, no “content”, just utter drivel, complete and utter drivel.